Dave Weigel Is A Libertarian Boy

Reason fucking magazine!  The libertarian circle jerk Reason magazine!  That's where your libertarian boy got his start; Weigel was mentored by the Fonzie of Freedom, Nick Gillespie, who has the world's worst rug.  Seriously, it's fucking scary.  That thing is a frakking helmet.  Gillespie is like 150 years old, but his brand new wig could stop a bullet.