So, Biden Made It Into February And To The Iowa Caucus--I'm More Than Mildly Shocked

Biden is dead tonight, though.  If he doesn't win outright by more than a point or two, Joe Biden's campaign is over.  Finally.  I never thought he'd make it to December, frankly.  That man is like a shoddily reanimated corpse, and all this fuckups from the 'Joe 3003O033O30' insanity to the racist shit to the exploding strokey eyeball to the Social Security nonsense would have killed any other candidate.  But the establishment hates Bernie so much and would rather Trump win than Bernie win.  Too fucking bad, because that all ends tonight unless Biden wins with a decent margin over Bernie.  That doesn't look like it can happen, so adios you creepy fucker.  Bernie is 46.

Joe really likes his granddaughter.