Cool Ladies Cinelli, Or Abomination From The Rankest Pit Of Dante's Infernal Hell?

Shell pink.  26.2 post?  Odd-sized wheels.  That hole in the seat lug.  Abomination?  Or cool, first-world-problem artifact?  We may never know the answer to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?