Every College In The US Had At Least One Cranky Bastard In The Administration Who Knew These Opening Schemes Were Fucking Bullshit

But blame the kids! Genius!  I mean, even fucking Harvard didn't open for bidness this fall.  Sure, Harvard has all the cash, but they're fucking Harvard and do grotesque shit all the fucking time.  But not this.  That shoulda been a big fucking red flag to all the Mississippis and the Gettysburgs out there.  Everybody with half a brain knew this shit show was a highly likely outcome at all these schools, big and small.  Nobody cared.  Brilliant.  Thanks, Trump!