Saturday, March 13, 2021

The Most Bugfuck Crazy Racist Teabagging Navy Seal Masturbatory Fantasy Regarding The University Of Chicago You Will Read This Weekend

I would be sure this is a fucking joke, except you know it's not.  A way-too broad parody of racist teabagging insanity.  But no.  This screaming reactionary fucktard is absolutely serious.  The poor dumb bastard is 100% humor-free.  And the risible tale is simply a jerkoff fantasy for the OP, as in BronxBorn literally jerks off to this revanchist fantasy he tells himself.  None of it happened.  The people aren't real.  Navy Seal.  OK.  Cool story, bro.  And the OP himself is dumber than dogshit.  Namechecking some of the most hilariously idiotic conservative fuckers in modern history is just the chef's kiss of shabby bagger inanity: Thomas Sowell! Milton Friedman! The Federalist Society! BEN SHAPIRO! DINESH D'SOUZA!! Crypto! Reddit! J.D. VANCE!!!

You know the OP has never read a book, but he heard about the fatuous Vance on Parler or some shit.  Christ, this whole thread is wonderful as all the racist shitheads come out to defend the most debased and ignorant shit in the world.

UofC should be mortified by this, but they've got more humiliating shit to deal with anyhow.

And of course, the pathetic, dumb-rich-guy-at-Harvard skieurope comes in to end the funfetti. 

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