Vernon Jordan: What A Sellout Piece Of Shit Uncle Tom Looked Like

Holy fuckballs, Vernon Jordan sucked ass.  He mighta grown up poor, and he mighta fought for civil rights when he was a young man, but as soon as someone showed him the white man's money, well, there was Vernon Jordan doin' a little dance and singin' a song for the Massa who was payin' him that cash.  That motherfucker was lookin' for the payday all along and selling out was his business plan.  Fucking being Bill Clinton's black friend, especially after Ricky Ray Rector, was about the most humiliating thing any Tom could hope for and Jordan fucking wallowed in it.