No Matter What Or Who, The US News and World Report College List Is THE List, The ONLY List That Matters, And Forbes Can Suck It

Malcolm Forbes' gey little vanity press rag does not fucking matter ever, and especially doesn't matter when it comes to college rankings.  THE LIST is the USNWR list, for better for worse, even though it is mostly unhelpful bullshit to many/most candidates and their families at super competitive high schools and elite high schools and top-tier boarding schools, but it IS wicked fucking entertaining to watch the whole shitshow play out every year even knowing the truth.  That's racing.