Jesus, Rapey Uncle Joe's Disastrous Start Must Have The Pissboys And Boot Lickers Quite Terrified

I have no idea who Alexander Reid Ross Sorkin is, but holy shit he is guzzling that piss with a gusto you usually on see on the Majority Report when Ben Dixon is on.  This whole sad little screed just screams terror from every line.  He does a great job making those people, Jimmy Dore and the rest, seem like the good guys, though.  Nice job, dipshit.  Ross teaches at one of Oregon's, and the nation's, least competitive universities, so I guess we can assume he didn't make the cut for Lawyers, Guns & Money at some point in the past.  Ross was even too slimy for the SPLC!  He loves him the taste of that neolib jackboot, tho.  Mmm, mmm, good.