Friday, June 18, 2021
Hillary Clinton Is A Vile Toxic Neolib Piece Of Human Filth--But She Will Never Be President, So We Can Thank Jesus For That
Thank all the gods that Hillary Clinton will go down in history as one of the biggest losers in American politics. Everything that vile woman touches turns to rancid shit.
Thursday, June 17, 2021
True Crime Madness
Not just the killer has got to be completely fucking insane after all this horror.
Roger Waters Def Gets It, Atmo
Roger Waters really is one of the good ones. He's got a better understanding of this shit than most people do, so that's something. Waters is a yuge fan of Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian, tho...
Heh, indeedy.
Wednesday, June 16, 2021
This Scientist 'Hans" Kristian Andersen Should Go On Jimmy Dore To Explain To Him Why The Chinese Lab Leak Coronavirus Theory Is Racist Horseshit Being Peddled By Conservatives
Hans has some things to say. Hans is a scientist. He knows better than some racist reactionary teabaggers and neolib shitheads. Pay attention.
Now We Know Who Funds The Federalist
Should be no surprises. The racist reactionary bagger network is not exactly clever, so they are not gonna be able to hide if someone puts in the effort of lookin' for 'em.
Tuesday, June 15, 2021
There's Nothing Hornier Than A Closet-Case Fundie Grifter Like Tony Perkins During Pride Month
Tony Perkins has so many feels about the gays and their the gay sex showing pride about being the gay. So many feels. All the feels. All the horny feels. The thirsty, thirsty feels. And he wants to save you from those feels. He really does. Nobody should be as horny for the gay sex as Tony Perkins.
Emma Vigeland Is The Deifinition Of Bad-Faith Fauxgressive, And She Will Be A GOP Press Flack By 2025
Nobody sucks harder than a Seder Simp, and Emma Vigeland is their fucking queen. She's a fucking scumbag. And she'll be a GOP operative out in the open by the time the next President is sworn in.
The Marketing Geniuses At Intense Cycles Bring You The...SCION--And Not The Ripmo AF For Some Reason We All Know
Intense Cycles has way too many frames nobody wants or needs to pay off the old frame molds before they can afford to update their bikes, so the idiots followed the proven failure model of creating a new brand everyone knows is the cheap version. Brilliant! Instead of coming up with some shabby new downarket branding, Intense shoulda' just done a 'value' build and waited to dump most of the bikes to the mailorder sites as usual. This is what happens when you have a shitload of inventory nobody wants, but Intense did manage to make it worse. Nobody wants to buy or ride the cheap version AND be reminded they didn't get a real Intense, even if the real Intense is pretty much shit, too, at this point.
Ibis, on the other hand, figured out how to make a bike at a lower price without fucking up their brand. Jeez, must be rocket science or somethin'.
But Ibis is also not trying to push four or five year old frames out the door, either...
Remember When Those Vile Neolib Shitstains Screamed That Everyone Had To Vote For Rapey Uncle Joe To Make America Greater Again?
Fuck you. Sick, demented racist reactionary bastards. Fuck you.
Monday, June 14, 2021
Sunday, June 13, 2021
The Best Thing About The New Transition Bikes Is No In-Tube Storage Nonsense
The Speshy Enduro is actually a decent bike, but I'd never buy one with that dumb in-tube hole thing. Same with the Stumpy. No way. Trek is guilty, too. Not a fucking chance I'd buy any bike with that dumb shit as part of its design. Transition is smart that way. Good for them.
Does AOC Feel Like A Chump Yet?
Or is she happy licking Mama Bear's ass and cashing that check? We may never know the answer these questions but tune in again next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?
Saturday, June 12, 2021
Friday, June 11, 2021
Is This Severe Drought Over Nearly 100% Of The Western US A Problem At All?
Will it matter if the Colorado River runs dry in the next few decades or anything? Will a bunch a fundie lunatics actually praying for rain help at all? Can we count the beautiful brave exceptional coronavirus to solve this problem for us? We may never know the answers to these exciting questions, but tune in time for another episode of Bullshit, or Not?
Thursday, June 10, 2021
Ilhan Omar Is A Coward And A Fool For Backing Down AGAIN To Degenerate Scum Like Brad Schneider And Nancy Pelosi
If vile racist shitheads like Brad Schneider are Democrats, then Ilhan Omar needs to find a better political party. Omar was too stupid to learn her lesson the last time Pelosi fucked her in public, and Omar surely could have led six Dems in the House to end Pelosi's political career last year. But no. Now Omar is being humiliated again. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
For what it's worth, if Omar had any guts whatsoever she would have repeated the truth that the United States and Israel are far more evil than Hamas or the Taliban or any of those sorry fucks.
Climate Deniers, Like Anti-Vaxxers, Flat-Earthers, Fundie Morons, And Other Racist Reactionary Shitheads, Are Gonna Get A Whole Lotta People Killed
It may be that humanity is too dumb to live in the end, but for right now, it's the climate deniers and the other anti-science bagger types who are fucking us all.
Sweet Jesus, This Cannondale Is A Frakking Abortion
This is just vile. I hate everything about this. The brakes are the worst atrocity, but the wheels and the drivetrain with that stupid single chainring and giant fucking cassette is heinous as well. A real violation of a perfectly okay Cannondale road frame. No excuse for something this abhorrent, atmo.
Only The 1312 Project Can Save American Freedom
All cops are bastards. The police are not there to protect you. They're not your friends.
Wednesday, June 9, 2021
Not William A. Jacobson, Nor Any Other Bagger, Conservative, Republican, Libertarian, Racist, Reactionary, Fascist, Nitwit, Dipshit, Half-Wit, Trump Voter, Has The First Frikkin' Clue What Critical Race Theory Is
Like all conservatives, William A. Jacobson is dumber than dog shit. Critical Race Theory is an obvious and anodyne method of discussing law and history in the United States without falling into the usual trap of ignoring the actual history while boosting a bunch of sniveling white guys who mostly tried to fuck over everyone else in the pursuit of a more money. Fatuous racist dipshits like Jacobson don't have the intellectual acuity to analyze a take-out menu, so I can assure you that CRT is way beyond their pay grade. Any white folks dumb enough to fall for this horseshit deserve another lifetime of Rapey Uncle Joe in charge.
GOHMERT!!
GO GO GOHMERT GO! Pretty much anybody else would be fucking around with this Forest Service on the Moon shit, but not Louie Gohmert, the baggers' bagger. A Texas rose. A very stable genius. A conservative. A teabagger. Louie Fuckin' Gohmert.
Tuesday, June 8, 2021
More Not Breaking News: Obama's Boy--And Rapey Uncle Joe's Boy--Merrick Garland Is A Reactionary Piece Of Shit
Wow, shocking, whocouldanode, ah well, yeah. Merrick Garland always sucked huge moose cock and continues to suck huge moose cock under Rapey Uncle Joe's watch. Conservative Dems are worse than fucking baggers. And of course Rapey Uncle Joe is going to protect the rapist Donald Trump.
Did Sean Hannity Really Break Up With Trump Cuz Trump Was A Yuge Beta Cuck Loser And Lost To Rapey Uncle Joe?
Not exactly a reliable source, but if even Sean Hannity sees that Trump is a fucking cuck, well, that's fucking low, man.
Monday, June 7, 2021
Not Breaking News: Jim Hoft Is Still The Dumbest Man On The Interwebs
Sure, Fauci sucks ass, but jesus frakking christie, Jim Hoft is a fucking nitwit. Holy shit, calling him dumber than dog shit is an insult to the stupidest fucking dog shit the world over.
Rochelle Walensky And Rapey Uncle Joe Are Gonna Wind Up Killing A Whole Shitload Of Americans
Walensky's fuckup on the J&J vaccine killed the vaccination momentum, and Rapey Uncle Joe has no idea how to get the shots into all the fucking miserable nitwits who haven't gotten them yet. We're fucked.
If this pandemic was our generations' moon shot, the first rocked test blew up on the launch pad and killed a million people.
And we're never gonna make it to the moon...
Good News From Peru
The death of Fujimorismo would be very good indeed. Castillo may not be so frikkin' great, but that fascist bitch would have been so much worse...
Sunday, June 6, 2021
Saturday, June 5, 2021
Sweet Gods-Dammed Jesus, Jenny 'Xeni Jardin' Hamm Is A Frikkin' Toxic Whackjob
Clout chasing with Jeffrey Epstein in June of 2021 is some desperate fucking flailing. Poor old Xeni Jardin Jenny Hamm is just fuckin' gross. Jesus.
Jesus Fukkin' Christ People, Abolish ICE--All Cops Are Bastards
And these ICE cocksuckers are the fucking worst cops ever. Rapey Uncle Joe sucks major ass. Don't vote for anyone who is not fully behind this: Abolish ICE and get rid of the entire Homeland Security department. Fucking Nazi shit. 1312
If A Whole Buncha Idiots Don't Get Vaccinated Real Quick, We All Might Be In Real Trouble
Rochelle Walensky is positively Trumpian. She fits right in with Rapey Uncle Joe's skull full of mouldering rice pudding, too. With a vaccination rate hovering just over 50%, and fewer and fewer masks and other precautions happening daily, we could be in for a bad time once summer is over and everyone gets back to "normal" at work and school and shit. Maybe we get lucky and keep ahead of a new and more industrious variant of the coronavirus, one that likes to bitchslap our vaccines and kills or disables at a higher rate than the original virus, or maybe we don't. Then we're fucked.
Friday, June 4, 2021
Thursday, June 3, 2021
Just Fucking Awful News From Rick Wiles
Rick Wiles had coronavirus, but he got better is getting out of or is out of the hospital now. Just terrible news. The worst. If only corona had done the lords' work. Thanks, Obama.
Oh, Ok, Now That The New Transition Spire Is Out, The Patrol Makes More Sense--And Both New Bikes Are Gonna Sell A Shit Ton Of Sentinels
New Transition Spire. Okay. A nice orange is available too. Cool bike, big and dumb. Not exactly a New England tech machine, but both of these new Transition bikes make the current Sentinel look like a replacement for the 2020 Process 153 in the best frikkin' way possible, so there's that.
The Racist Lunatics Who Are Pushing The Coronavirus Chinese Lab Leak Story Are Racist Lunatics
Not breaking news. But we should not forget just how toxic reactionary insanity is every fucking day and not just when there's a global pandemic raging.
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
Exceptional Bagger Nancy Mace Is A Very Stable Genius
Trumpian levels of fucking pathetic fucktardery. Sad. Nancy Mace would make a great next Mrs. Donald J. Trump, but she might not be a big enough actual, literal whore to be a Trump wife. As in Trump only marries prostitutes. Thanks, Obama.
The New Transition Patrol: Wicked Cool Bike That's Gonna Help Sell A Ton Of Sentinels
Metal af. Mullet, which is kinda annoying to live with if you are gonna keep the bike for a while. 160 rear. Yep, sounds like the bike you want is the Transition Sentinel. Colors aren't heinous, tho..
Tuesday, June 1, 2021
What's The Matter With Thomas Frank? Shouldn't He Learn Just One Thing Before He Writes A Column This Dumb?
Jesus, people need better basic science educations in the United States. Frank is channeling his inner jack off pothead comedian if he thinks that racist paranoid horseshit about China is the cause of the coronavirus pandemic.
Jesus.
First, if Trump says it, it's 100% wrong all the time. Conservatives are also dumber than dog shit to a man in general. so don't help spread their racist lies.
Second, Frank points out an article listing lab releases in the US, and in case you didn't notice: NONE OF THOSE LEAKS CAUSED A PANDEMIC. Accidents and leaks that cause worldwide pandemics are only found in dumb Steven King books and shit.
Third, so far all of the evidence points to a well-evolved, global respiratory virus, not an engineered virus released at only one location at one time by accident.
Thomas Frank should know better, but he doesn't because he's an historian and is completely ignorant of how diseases work, how evolution works, and the limits of engineered genetic manipulation.
Jesus fucking christ, people are fucking stupid. Nice going, Tom. Asshole.
If Nothing Else, Trump Is Monumentally Stupid
And stupendously entertaining in his inanity. I mean, George W. Bush was literally retarded, but Trump is in a whole other realm of fucking dumber than dog shit. Jesus.
Monday, May 31, 2021
Paying Off Black Farmers And Engraging Weak Whyte Baggers Is The Greatest Thing Rapey Uncle Joe Will Ever Do
This fucking rules. The impotent bagger cuck butthurt is exquisite. Rapey Uncle Joe will never top this shit.
Sunday, May 30, 2021
Saturday, May 29, 2021
Guntard Lunatic Bagger Lauren Boe Bert Is A Very Stable Genius
This fucking whackjob is def stupider than even Louie Gohmert! And that should be impossible!! Really, Texas is a coronavirus hellhole, and just because the teabagging fuckfaces who run Texas say they are doing fucking fabulous does not make it reality. Even a dumb cunt like Lauren Boebert should be able to understand that. But no. Bagger tards are tarded. Thanks, Trump.
Friday, May 28, 2021
Thursday, May 27, 2021
Wednesday, May 26, 2021
Even In California They Love The 2nd Amendment So Much, But Not Enough To Reach The Double-Digit Death Toll Which Gives Jesus A Boner
Only eight killed means the shooter was most like a homosexual and not the most exceptional brave beautiful American patriot who loves freedom and jesus and the 2nd Amendment so fucking much--which is about right for California. Lotta those people out there. Democrats tend to be the non-heterosexuals. But still, it's always nice to see innocent people murdered to protect freedom and make jesus jizz his jeans.
Tuesday, May 25, 2021
Remember George Floyd But Don't Forget The Cops Kill And Abuse Innocent People Every Day--It's Their Function
George Floyd was murdered by a fucking cop, but ALL cops are bastards. Defund the police. 1312.
Monday, May 24, 2021
Jimmy Dore And His Peeps Need To Work Way Fucking Harder To Not Fall Into The Trap Of Insane Racist Horseshit
This is just stupid. People who work closely together in secure areas get each other sick all the fucking time. It's why they need to be so careful. They aren't opening the fucking windows on nice days or doing their work outside on laptops because it's such an unexpected warm day for that time of year.
Jesus christ, Jimmy Dore. Use your fucking head. Don't believe the racist reactionary shitheads any more than you believe Rapey Uncle Joe or Cenk Uygur. Check your sources; the WSJ is never credible. Be more skeptical of teabagging reactionary racists than anyone else. Be fucking smarter. Jesus.
Slide It In, Right To The Top: TRUMP-Duggar 2024 -- Ain't Never Gonna Stop
TRUMP/Duggar. 2024. Slide it in.