Monday, August 23, 2021
Sunday, August 22, 2021
Jesus Christ, It's Getting Hard To Laugh At These Florida-Man Baggers Now
This story is fucking horrible. Mom was smart enough, but her two large adult sons were fucking bagger tards and now they're ded. And now their mom is fucked even more than losing two sons since she's losing her house. And her oldest son died five years ago. And her other two boys died of corona within 12 hours of each other. In Florida. Jesus fucking christ.
AND NONE OF IT HAD TO HAPPEN!
Those gods-damned dipshits coulda gotten the fucking vaccine and lived.
Christ, you sick deluded bagger nitwits: get your shots for your moms or whoever is deranged enough to care about you. It works. It's safe. It doesn't turn you into a gay tranny Soros jew. You won't die.
Make me suffer by living long baggy lives, baggers. Ruin my life by saving your own and your moms' and shit. Jesus. Fucking stupid baggers.
The Best Possible News Regarding Phil Valentine: BAGGER DOWN! BAGGER DOWN!
He ded. After helping a bunch of other baggers to an unnecessary death, Phil Valentine died, too. Praise be. Thanks, Trump.
The Red Sox Are Proof Jesus Loves Us And Hates Massholes--Mac Cerullo Sure Isn't Happy
Glorious. This article should win a prize or somethin'. Good job, Mac. If only we could all spend our days watching the NESN post-game show after performances like this with a salty, unhinged, and borderline suicidal Eck unleashing a fusillade of whiny opprobrium.
Saturday, August 21, 2021
Remember Sweden? Herd Immunity? No Masks? No Rules? How'd That Work Out?
Who knew.
So, Sweden attempted to be a bagger-style libertarian paradise and wound up with 10 times the deaths and a much worse economy than any of its neighbors.
That sounds about right. Libertarians are fucking idiots. Conservatism is a mental defect. Sweden proved it. Conservatism always fails.
In the US we have been watching bagger cocksuckers all over the south put on this same disgusting show for a fucking year and a half.
Friday, August 20, 2021
Nathan J. Robinson Didn't Want To Share His Baby With Anyone Else So He Bashed It To Death On A Public Sidewalk
A reasonable move. No way that could fuck things up wicked bad or anything.
Thursday, August 19, 2021
Afghanistan Was Never The Good War, But Holy Shit The Establishment Is Trying Hard To Maintain That Lie
The pissboys in the meida are guzzling down that piss faster than ever before someone tells the truth about Afghanistan somewhere and ruins the party for the profiteers and other villains in the war machine. If you are on the side of the empire, you are the bad guy 100% of the time. But dissenting voices telling anything resembling the truth are not gonna be allowed...
Good News From Bagger Senator Roger Wicker
It can get better, tho. Bagger remover removes baggers. Pray to jesus for bagger removal today.
Heartwarming Stories Of Texas Baggers Will Fill Your Day With Joy
They ded. Scratch two baggers, always a great outcome. And now their kids are orphans because they were so fucking stupid that they didn't get the fucking vaccine and trusted in their faith or some fucked up dumb shit. Of course they were christians and of course they got sick at a fucking christian camp because jesus loves smart people and hates the fuck out of disgusting stupid bagger assholes, apparently. Texas is like a whole other retarded country. Thanks, Trump!
Signs Of Hope: The Vile Racist Revanchist Baggers On Free RePubic Seem To Be Getting MORE Unhinged And Retarded As Time Goes On, So The Bagger Remover Should Be More Effective Than We Had Any Right To Hope
These are some demented baggy fuckers on the Free RePubic. All kind, decent, sane Americans should pray for our beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover to work its magic on these horrible stupid bastards as soon as is possible. Praise be.
Thank Fukkin' Jeebus For Alabama Baggers And The Beautiful Brave Exceptional Patriotic Coronavirus
In baggers we trust to bag like no baggy fuck has ever bagged before. And to get sick and die from a virulent disease we could have eliminated six months ago. Bag on motherfuckers, and don't forget to die.
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
Biden's Afghan Pull-Out Was Probably The Best Decision He's Made In HIs 700-Year Long Political Career, And The Fact That The Disgusting Ghouls In The Establishment Are Apoplectic Assures You It Is The Right Move
All the assholes in the blob hate Rapey Uncle Joe over this, so, for once, the senile old racist bastard did the right thing. Afghanistan kicked our asses, and we deserved it. The USA is the enemy of freedom everywhere, so it's nice to see the monsters who promulgated this whole murderous disaster in such pain over its ignominious end. Fuck the military, fuck the diplomats, and fuck the war profiteers till the end of time. All the people who promoted and enabled this war should be gathered up, packed into shipping containers, and fired into the sun.
Good News From Texas, But Pray It Gets Better
Praise be. May jesus empower the bagger remover to remove that vile wheely bagger motherfucker. Amen.
Gods Damn, Nathan J. Robinson Sucks Ass--What A Disappointment To Find He's No Better Than Cenk Uygur Cosplaying A Peacock
Now that gift subscription makes me look like a dick. Not good, Mr. Robinson. So hard to be a strong enough person not to ruin a good thing. Fuck you, too.
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
Sure, We Could Have NOT Spent $2 Trillion And NOT Killed And Maimed Millions Of People In An Illegal War, But Then Our Defense Industry Would NOT Have That $2 Trillion Dollars
With which they have enriched themselves. Duh. Jesus christ, don't you dumb fucks know how war works?
Specialized Has Lots Of Cash, But They Won't Be Making Linkage Forks, Atmo
That's trouble they don't need. But, they're bastards enough to make sure nobody gets rich someday off of some stupid ugly contraption that actually works, so there you go. Probably didn't want Sram fucking around with this shit.
Monday, August 16, 2021
Hey, Baggers, Is Trump President Again?
Wasn't that fat orange fucker supposed to be back in office by now? What the fuck, baggers> Can't you sad fuckers do anything right>
Excellent News From Cardinal Raymond Burke, But It CAN Get Better
The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic bagger remover can do the lords' work and send this vile bagger cocksucker to live with jeebus in hell. Praise be.
Cheaters Win Lots, Right, Katie
The testing is almost as big a mess as the sports are, but at some point everybody is going to have to admit what's really going at every big race. Win like Armstrong or maybe not win at all? Win clean? Good luck.
Sunday, August 15, 2021
Tennessee Wants America To Know They Can Bag Like The Biggest Baggers Anywhere
Not just Florida. And Texas. And Georgia. And Arkansas. And Mississippi full of racist bagger fucktards. Nope. Tennessee is right fucking there. Bagger remover will be culling those fuckers. Praise be. Thanks, Trump!
More Not Breaking News: Rand Paul Is Corrupt As Fuck
Rand Paul is more than a fatuous bagger shithead. More than a racist creep. More than a conservative idiot. He's also corrupt as fuck. Not shocking to anyone who has ever seen that miserable little fucker before.
Saturday, August 14, 2021
Wait Until DeSantis' Bagger Buddies In Florida Find Out Regeneron Doesn't Work, Is UNAPPROVED, Means Four Needles In Your Stomach, And Costs $1500
Keep bagging, baggers. Yoo all are bagging yourselves to death and I'm here for it. Thanks, Trump!
Some Young Patriots Love Freedom And The 2nd Amendment Too Much To Wait For Corona To Do Its Duty
Like the rugged individualists that they are, some young patriots just shoot a motherfucker for freedumb. ONLY IN AMERICA, MOTHERFRAKKERS!
Friday, August 13, 2021
Obama Will Be Viewed By History As The Most Vile Monster To Ever Be President, Worse Than Reagan, Nixon, Cheney, Clinton, And Bush
Obama is nothing but a piece of shit. All the Obama fluffers out there are more disgusting and worthless than any MAGAtard.
Not Breaking News: Absolutley Nobody Likes The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris
Harris is a repugnant neolib dimwit who has all the personal charm of a weeping chancre. Harris got her start in California politics on her back, and it was all down hill from there. She flamed out of the presidential race when she was going to come in fifth or worse in her own state. It's no wonder her polls are shit. She fucking sucks major ass. Nice job, Rapey Uncle Joe!
Lookin' Good Mississippi! Keep Up The Bagging!
The brave beautiful patriotic bagger remover is rampaging all over Mississippi. This is great news for humanity. The teabaggers are bagging themselves straight to hell. Thanks, Trump!
Thursday, August 12, 2021
It's Time To Make It Way Harder To Become A Nurse In This Country
Note that almost all the doctors are on board, but the fucking nurses are just not that smart. It's time to turn most nurse credentials into aides and have actually nurses need to prove they aren't fucking retards before they can earn an RN degree that means something: baggers need not apply.
Wednesday, August 11, 2021
The Halfwits Who Believe A Dewormer Drug For Farm Animals Cures Covid Are As Demented As The Baggers Are
If you take medical advice from Joe Rogan and Bret Weinstein, you deserve whatever you get. Rogan is a fucking meathead, but Weinstein is an utter and complete libertarian ass clown. Get vaccinated, dummies. Don't take drugs meant for animals. Don't listen to bagger morons like bret Weinstein. Christ.
Tuesday, August 10, 2021
At Last The Final Nail In The Coffin Of Cuomo Family Presidential Aspirations; Praise Be!--Andy Should Pack HIs Shit And Get Out Today
Not two fucking weeks from now.
Has his greaseball brother Fredo been fired by CNN yet?
We should all be glad that no Cuomo will never be president.
Andrew Cuomo failed as a Kennedy and as a presidential aspirant. He was a shitty neolib asshole as a governor and a gross sex pest his whole life. Even the Kennedys hated him, and they put up with a fuck ton of disgusting behavior and vile humans in their wretched family.
If You Want The Lamest Racist Reaciionary Conservative Take From The Emptiest Head In The Game, Matt Lewis Is A Sure Bet
Matt Lewis is one the emptiest heads in bowel movement conservative welfare media, so you know you're getting some dumb fucking shit. As a pisspoy, Lewis never disappoints. He'll gargle that piss with glee every fucking day of the year. Conservatism is a mental defect, and no bagger asshole is more defective than Matt Lewis.
Thank The Gods That Our World Is Chock Full Of Bagger Nitwits Like Joseph Arthur Who Are So Ready To Be Removed
A world without baggers will be a world without hate AND tedious banal music. Hoo fucking ray. We should be lighting candles everywhere to thank the gods that so many vacuous baggers and religious fools are so easily removed by the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover. Thanks, Trump.
Monday, August 9, 2021
How Fucking Demented Are You If You Are A QAnon Believer And 'Trust Trump's Plan' In August 2021?
Didn't these bagger assholes get humiliated enough when Trump lost to a senile old moldy lump of dog shit/Democratic sex pest and rapist? Or when Q was exposed as a fucking grift run by an ex-pat pedophile and proven to be wrong about every single fucking thing the entire time? Where are the arrests? Where are the tribunals? What happened to Trump's second term? Jesus christ, these Qtards are fucking unhinged.
Praise Be To Jesus Hopscotch Christ That Texas Is Doing The Lords' Work To Facilitate And Enable The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover
Texas really is like a whole other retarded bagger country! Keep it up, Texas. Follow your wheely-cripple leader straight to fucking hell.
Thank Christ That The Rancid Racist Reactionary Bagger Imbeciles At Free RePubic Aren't Getting That Evil Vaccine
Hold fast, baggers! Don't believe the facts. Ignore all evidence. Stick to your guns, dipshits. Never, ever get that gay soy boy tranny Soros jew vaccine. NEVER!
There's No Great Replacement For White Genocide--White Genocide Is The Best Idea Anyone's Had In 500 Years
Delete the white. Replace white people with hamsters or old shoes or anything, but do it ASAPy-like. The Great Replacement would be the best thing ever. Just Say No to Weak Whytes. Thanks, George Soros.
Sunday, August 8, 2021
Gods Damn, Florida, Please Don't Ever Change--Keep Doing Excactly What You Have Been Doing All Along With This Covid Hoax
Bag like baggers have never bagged before. Don't get no vaccines. Don't stop licking each other's fetid holes. Masks are for pussies. Keep it up, Florida. Bag like fuck right until the last bagger.
There's Nothing The Yankees Like More Than Dumb White Guys
A Yankkees tradition. Jesus fucking christ on wheat toast, as a cancer survivor, what the fuck was he...
Don't Make Officer Friendly Get Jabbed
NOOOO!!! Saves yourselves! That'll do. Quit now while you have your health! Please! Right now!!
The New York Times And Ron DeSantis Deserve Each Other
The Times loves to lick the scabby ballsack of every fascist bagger they can find, and DeSeantis probably loves the attention to his rancid nuts. It's a fucking match made in fucktard heaven.
Saturday, August 7, 2021
The 1312 Project: Cops Are Shitty Liars, Too, Cuz That's Not How Fentanyl Works
Bullshit. That's not how fentanyl works, but those lying cop motherfuckers think everyone is as dumb and nasty as they are. Abolish the police. ACAB.
The Best Possible News From Florida Man And Bagger Asshole Dick Farrel!
He ded. The is the best possible outcome of conservative ideology: it has turned into a suicide cult. I'm all for it. Thanks, Obama.
Friday, August 6, 2021
Jesus Isn't Real, But Jesus-Fluffing Baggers Are Surely Dumber Than Dog Shit
Thanks you, jesus, for helping the brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus remove as many baggers as it possibly can. Praise be.
Seder Simp Emma Vigeland Is A Rancid Right-Wing C U Next Tuesday
Vigeland is a trust fund baby and GOP faildaughter who will be a press flack for a Republican Senator by 2025. Everything Sam Seder touches is bad-faith neolib horseshit. Connecticut College should be ashamed.
Sweet Home Alabama Will Be A Real Thing Once The Bagger Remvoer Is Finished With It, Praise Be
Alabama minus the baggers will make a fine fine vacation spot for Americans. Or a ginormous cesspool for all the shit Americans can manage to produce. The pool, the pond.
Rapey Uncle Joe's Adminstration Is Every Bit As Nasty And Stupid As Trump's
The only difference is that Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist who is liked and admired by a yuge chunk of the very reactionary DC establishment. Trump was a gross and nasty racist idiot many of them despised. Only diff.
Mario Cuomo's Creepy Sex Pest Boy Andrew Has Been Very Very Naughty
Time to degrease Albany. As much as possible, anyway. The Governor's mansion at least. Anywho, I hope the fucking cops arrest that right-wing piece of filth.
Attn: Baggers, Racists, Conservatives, Republicans, Trump Voters, Libertarians: Do Not Forget That The Corona Vaccine Makes You Magnetic!
The vaccine is turning you into a gay tranny robot! George Soros! Bill Gates! They're controlling vaccinated people to do gay jew stuff! Stay awayyyyyyy....
(The comments on that deranged bagger site are so gloriously unhinged. It's fucking sublime. Keep on bagging, baggers, you dumb motherfuckers.)
Thursday, August 5, 2021
Whatever You Do Baggers, Don't Get The Vaccine Unless You Want To Be Turned Into A Gay Commie Trans Democrat Soy Boy Soros Jew
With a Bill Gates microchip! Save yourselves baggers! Don't get the vaccine!! It's a plot to take your bibles and your guns!!!
The Best Possible News From Texas Regarding Bagger Asshole Scott Apley
He ded. The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic coronavirus has done us all a yuge favor. Thanks, Trump!
Thank The Gods For Baggers, And We Pray Sturgis 2021 Will Be The Biggest Ever
Stupid fuckin' baggers, killing themselves so we won't have to. Praise be.
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
Obama Was An Execrable President And A Mass-Murdering War Criminal And Continues To Be A Vile Human Being: The Not Very Smart Brothers At The Root Need To Get His Dick Out Of Their Mouths
If you are as fucking screamingly dumb as Stephen A. Crockett Jr. and think Obama was "the best president ever" or he is your "forever president", well, you are one sick disgusting motherfucker.
And a not very smart brother.
Obama was awful as the POTUS and has continued to be a nasty piece of shit out of office. Anyone who can't see that is a fucking demented asshole.
"Black Excellence" indeed.
The Offspring Aren't Putting Up With An Anti-Vax Drummer
Heh, indeedy. I guess Mr. PhD wasn't gonna waste his time listening to some right-wing horseshit from a fucking drummer!
Private Equity's Arrival Is Shouting That This Bike Boom Is Quickly Coming To A Halt
This is not gonna end well, but we all sorta knew it wouldn't anyway...
Not Breaking News: Chris "Fredo' Cuomo Is A Bigger Idiot Than His Sex Pest Governor And Kennedy-Washout Brother
Jesus christ, this is a family of dunces. Chris Curomo has done a fabulous job so far, and I'm sure he'll advise his brother all the way into prison before he's done.
Has CNN fired his Fredo ass yet?
Tuesday, August 3, 2021
The Last Thing Any Kind Decent Sane American Needs Is A Couple Of Racist Reactionary Men Having Any Fucking Thing To Say About Abortion: Ryan T. Anderson And Robert P. George
Fuck you. And Fuck you, too. These blithering dipshits will never have anything useful to say about abortion. No doubt they are fatuous incels in the spirit of Ben Shapiro, never having encountered a wet vagina in their entire sad needle-dicked lives. Conservatism is a mental defect.
Every Single Racist Stilwithering Shitlib And Vile KHive Neolib Was On Team Andrew Cuomo
And most of them were not shy about it. Cuomo is fucking gross, and anyone who supported him was always a fucking reactionary asshole.
Andrew Cuomo Has Been A Corrupt, Reactionary, Hard-Right Neolib Greaseball His Entire Life
Why the fuck didn't AG James indict the motherfucker? Is she hoping he will resign so she won't be seen as an abject failure? Is she waiting for a tidal wave of lawsuits to wash his sorry ass out to sea? This is bullshit. Cuomo is fucking scumbag who never should have been elected to anything anywhere. Even the fucking Kennedys couldn't stand him for christ's sake.
Has CNN fired his fucking brother yet?
So, It Turns Out That Most Every High-Profile Bagger Is A Failed Actor Recruited To Bag The Tea And Grift The Rank And File Racist Conservative Assholes Out There
For the benefit of ruling class. Nice. Great gig if you can get it and you are a total hateful idiot.
Monday, August 2, 2021
Miss Lindsey Graham And His Ladybugs Have The Corona!
Let us pray for a turn for the worse. The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic coronavirus needs to get this done.
Canada Didn't Have Any Vaccine In May, But Now They Have A Higher Percentage Vaccinated Than The US
The fucking Canucks can't even make a fucking vaccine in their stupid country, but they fave surpassed the US vaccination effort in less than three months. Jesus.
Sunday, August 1, 2021
Thank Fuckin' Christ For Florida
We still have hope that the coronavirus will turn into a mass bagger killer, and Florida is the reason why. Florida is chock fucking full of unvaccinated bagger retards, and those assholes are fixin' to start dying by the fuckload. Beautiful. Thanks, Trump.
Eviction Moratorium: Rapey Uncle Joe Promised Nothing Would Change Except For The Worse
That senile racist piece of shit could have stopped it, but instead Rapey Uncle Joe let the eviction moratorium expire. Now plenty of people are going to be fucked, but Rapey Uncle Joe doesn't give a shit.
The Dems are gonna get destroyed in the midterms next year. Even AOC knows it. It's gonna be a bloodbath, and it's what most Dems want. Fuck the people. Stupid smelly poor people. Get a job.
Lil' Jimmy Surowiecki Is Always And Forever A Fatuous Manlet Nitwit And Shitlib Pissboy
The Pride of Choate! Well, him and all those teachers who liked to molest and rape the students. And thet greasy kid from Meriden who tried to carry the coke in for the rich kids, also, too. He's an Entertainment Tonight superfan as well. Anywho, Surowiecki never had an original thought in his empty little head and is a fucking dope who not only guzzles the piss, he fucking wallows in it with orgiastic glee.