Tennessee is chock full of very stable geniuses. The beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover works even better when the baggers are doing all they can to remove themselves! Praise be. Thanks, Trump.
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Thank The Gods For Tennessee Baggers
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
Larry Elder Is Sick To Death Of All the Winning
Finished behind blank is good.
Jesus christ.
Cucked by Gavin Newsom.
Republicans suck so fucking hard.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
So, General Milley Cyrus Was Not Gonna Let Tiny Dicked Moist Orange Dotard Donald Trump Nuke China
Imagine that. I think the general may have done the right thing, even if he probably should have resigned and gone public after the phone call. The racist bagger cocksuckers are not happy, and that tells you that General Milley Cyrus was right. Trump is such a fucking cuck.
Shame On Jimmy Dore For Promoting An Obviuosly Unhinged Liar Like Robert Malone
Robert Malone is a liar. He lied about "inventing" mRNA technology, and he's lied repeatedly about the coronavirus vaccines and Ivermectin. Shame on Dore for signal boosting this asshole. People are dying because of this shit, and not just bagger assholes. Dore should know better than this. This video is worth watching at 2x speed because you can really see how the anti-vaxx dipshits and libertarian imbeciles, even credentialed ones like Malone, operate. It's kinda gross.
Plus, Malone makes a shit ton of very obvious medical and scientific mistakes and misstatements in this video. Dore is clueless, obviously, but Malone is still peddling Ivermectin, so you know he's not just lying but also dumber than dog shit. Time to revoke his medical license.
Florida Baggers Can't Stop Won't Stop Committing Suicide
Jesus sure hates Florida Man. I mean, if those Florida baggers had gotten the shots, they'd be alive today. christ.
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Left-ish Coalition Coming In Norway--With The Consrevatives Out After Monday's Election
Apparently keeping the Greens out of any government because oil. But when conservatives lose, that's better than bad. It might even be good. Would be better if the Greens and Reds were the kingmakers, though.
Not Breaking News: The Racist Reactionary Dipshits At Free RePubic Are Fucking Gross Cowards And Bullies
But you shoulda known that already. The revachist bagger cocisuckers at Free RePubic could not be any grosser if they tried, regardless of how many people they insult. Tough guys who would definitely get their asses kicked by most any high school girl.
Rose McGowan Should Know Better Than To Campaign For A Reactioanry Scumbag Like Larry Elder
Elder is not a friend to women, men, children, pets, decency, intelligence, or sanity,
Yes, Newsom is a dick, but McCowan's gotta be smarter than this.
Never support a reactionary in anything. Conservatism is a mental defect.
Christ.
Monday, September 13, 2021
The Baggers At Free RePubic Can't Give Up That Paranoid Ivermectin Fever Dream
Our policy should be to encourage baggers to take as much Ivermectin as they can until they shit out their entire digestive tract. Much more entertaining than baggers getting a vaccine that will save their lives essentially 100$ of the time.
The New Picard Trailer Looks Terrible
Pointless, mundane, tedious, lazy. Jesus christ, this was the fucking plot of ST a bunch of times already. What a shitshow.
Bagger Carnage Is Levelling Up
What the fuck is wrong with people? Pregnant people should have been advised by their doctors to get the shot. And parents of young children who can't get the shots yet. Jesus horsehide christ.
Sunday, September 12, 2021
How Much Longer Will The American People Allow Demented Religious Lunatics Like Jonathan Franklin Mitchell To Ruin Our Society?
The state of Texas is more backward and primitive than Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia or Israel. Mitchell and revanchist idiots like Gregg Abbott and Ron DeSantis are destroying our society, and I have a hard time understanding why the true majority let them get away with it. Conservatism is a mental defect. Religious people are fucking stupid.
Healthcare is a human right. Abortion is healthcare.
Nancy Pelosi Could Not Suck Any Harder Or Be Any More Of An Unhinged Reactionary If She Tried
Brave of her to admit so starkly that the feckless Dems need the GOP to lead on the conservative agenda they both support. I'm not sure she was supposed to be clear in front of the proles tho. Pelosi is a gross conservative every bit as horrible as Ted Crus or Barack Obama.
Get Your Shots, Kids: It Will Save Your Life If You Get The Rona
The life you save will be your own. Let the baggers die off from stupidity; we'll get drunk and piss on their graves. If racist teabagging reactionaries are too stupid to live, it's not your fault, so drink up.
OK, So Maybe Rapey Uncle Joe And Trump Are Not The Two Must Disgusting Decrepit Shitbags In America Cuz Rudy Giuliani
Jesus. What a fucking nasty old bastard Rudy is.
Saturday, September 11, 2021
The US Was Exposed On 9/11 As Not Simply Weak And Helpless But Also Utterly Craven And Gormless
Hardly anyone stood up, and certainly no one in authority, against the lies and batshit insanity and cruelty and atrocity. The American people were gulled into sublime supplication of the worst people who ever lived. Bin Laden and his band of screaming lunatics won a great victory on that day. They scared an empire into accelerated suicide.
George W. Bush Is More Awful Than You Remember
Having that idiot bob up today was a greater atrocity than the flying of the planes into the fucking . buildings. How the fuck are Bush, Cheney, and the rest of those war criminals still running around loose.
Donald Trump Is A Mainstream Republican, A Lardy, Orange Moist And Breathtakingly incompetent Mainstream Republican With A Hilariously Misshampen Undersized Penis, But A Mainstream Republican All The Way
Fortunately, Trump was petty and selfish along with stunningly incompetent and dumber than do shit, but he was no aberration. Trump was the essence of everything most vile about conservatives in general and the GOP in particular.
Friday, September 10, 2021
Thursday, September 9, 2021
The New Ultegra Group Is A Shitshow, Atmo
Dura Ace, like XTR, is always a disaster, so the bar is as low as it can for those groups, but Ultegra had been a worthwhile choice for a long time, especially as Campag retreated into the highest niche of the market and Sram has made nothing but the worst garbage for all their road groups for years now.
The lack of a proper mechanical group with rim brakes is a fucking disaster. 12 speed sucks AND blows, too, since the cassettes don't offer proper gearing anymore. At least 11-speed Ultegra still had a reasonable 12-25 choice.
If you need mountain bike gears on your road racing style bike, find another hobby.
Too bad.
It's really fucking obscenely expensive, too.
Everyone running 1985 Super Record or a nice Superbe Pro kit looks smarter every day.
Twitter's Own Garbage Ape Is Nothing More Than A Less-Elderly TBogg
Greenwald is a libertarian boy.
He's a contrarian crank.
But he's right.
You don't have to like him or agree with him on everything, and it IS hilarious to watch him throw a tantrum, but that's Glenn Greenwald.
Sr. Garbage Ape is a smarmy, wiseass, comfortable, wealthy, privileged white dude or dudette who knows that no matter what, they're not gonna be in any existential distress ever over anything so it's perfectly fun to be a fucking troll 24/7.
Like TBogg.
Not Breaking News: LIbertarians Are Prone To Being Thin-Skinned Contrarian Cranks
But Glenn Greenwald is not the same as Bret Weinstein for christ's sake. Greenwald being an absolutely pissy bastard is not an unexpected development. He's not exactly humorless, but he's a libertarian crank at heart so he can't help himself. Matt Taibbi shitting on establishment media nitwits is not a surprise in 2021. More than anything, Ryan Cooper is one of those pissboys and doesn't like the attention. Boo fucking hoo.
If You Think Vaccines Spread Disease, There's A Seat For You On The Convo Couch
Americans are fucking dumb. They know nothing. Even a high school student should understand this basic biology shit.
Viruses reproduce quickly. leading to many mutations.
Uncontrolled transmission is key to those mutations spreading.
Some mutations will be more dangerous than the original.
Vaccines help stop uncontrolled transmission and the spread of new variants.
Vaccines stop the disease when it can no longer spread to a vulnerable host.
The Convo Couch will never understand this.
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Vietnam's Coronavirus Vaccination Rate Is 3%, So You're Not Getting That Plastic Bike Frame Any Time Soon
Vietnam is a source for lots of plastic bike frames. They had COVID beaten back for a while, but a delay in the worldwide vaccination program has fucked them royally. Their vaccination rate is 3%, but unlike the united state, Vietnam has a plan to vaccinate the people. So that's something.
I wonder how many baggers Vietnam will have who refuse to get the shots?
Hey! Remember When Children Were 'Immune' To Coronavirus And Schools Were 'Safe'
How's that working out? All the assholes who kept saying over and over with absolutely no evidence that kids didn't get corona and schools weren't hot spots had better hope their horseshit holds up over the next few months.
Thank Christ Real America Is Over Covid--The Bagger Remover Thanks All The Gods For That!!
Real America is a place that's real. And American. A place where men like to watch the naked wrestlers and touch them in the shower. A place where Jerry Sandusky is a hero to so many bagger congressman. Real American closet-case perverts. They're real. And American. And the bagger remover will deal with them we hope to the gods. Praise be. Thanks, Trump!
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
It's Heartwarming To See Pennsyltucky Fully Embrace The Bagger Remover Lifestyle
Ded baggers are the only tolerable baggers, so carry on bagging. People are so gods-damned stupid. Christ.
Jair Bolsonaro Can't Even Protect Trump's Boy Jason Miller In Brazil--What A Cuck!
Damn that's funny. I bet Miller pissed himself thinking he was going to be dragged out there and shot. Thanks, Obama!
If This Pandemic Truly Was Our American Moon Shot, Then Our First Rocket Test Blew Up On The Launch Pad And Killed Millions
What a tremendous fuck up this whole coronavirus thing has been. The US could have beaten back the pandemic domestically at the start of the year and could have spent the last eight months beating back the pandemic around the fucking world. But no, we have baggers and racists and fucking Rapey Uncle Joe stans killing us all. Thanks, Obama.
Fucking Genius Optics That Rapey Uncle Joe Presided Over A Cessation Of Unemplyment Benefits On Labor Day
The fucking Dems should have extended the program, obviously, but in typical Dem fashion, they do the wrong thing in the ugliest manner imaginable.
The Dems are going to get slaughtered next year.
Monday, September 6, 2021
Joe Rogan Surely Got The Vaccine As Soon As It Was Available, And The Worm Medicine Did Nothing But Cure His Worms
Rogan was one of the first people in the country who got vaccinated, and anyone who doesn't believe that is a fucking fool. If he really had COVID, that's why his illness was non-existent, and if he DIDN'T have the virus, he was just saying he did because TMZ had video of him picking up some medicine for his worm problem at the drug store.
Attn. Dave Sirota: The Dems Are A Far-Right Party And Have Been For 60 Years
Dave Sirota should know that. Dave Sirota does know that. Dave Sirota does not go by Dave. The 2016 primary was the death of the Democratic Party being anything other than a junior varsity racist right-wing GOP.
I wonder if Sirota regrets not running Rapey Uncle Joe out of the 2020 primary over Social Security when he had the chance, killing that old racist bastard's hopes so ded that not even Obama's necromancy would have been able to revive them to stop Sanders. Whether it was Sanders' orders or Sirota's incompetence, it was an inexcusable mistake and cost Sanders the presidency and sent the USA beyond redemption.
How Many More Stories Of Florida Man Baggers Dying Because They Were Too Stupid To Get A Safe And Effective Vaccine
I mean, jesus. These fucking assholes would be alive today if they had been smart enough to get the fucking vaccine.
Or if we had a vaccine mandate.
Which would protect all of us from bagger idiots and murderous scum like Ron DeSantis.
Sunday, September 5, 2021
Kristi Noem Is A Deeply Troubled Woman Who Is In Love With Lardy, Moist, Orange, Micro-Penised Donald Trump
Noem is an execrable governor and a vile cunt, but holy shit that poor dumb woman is demented. Somebody get her some professional help.
Ron DeSantis Is A Mass Murderer Who Used Racist Bagger Incompetence To Kill Tens Of Thousands
I mean, yeah, it's Florida, but at least some of those victims didn't deserve to die a bagger's death at the hands of such an execrable bastard as Ron DeSantis. Even for Florida, DeSantis is disgustingly stupid and useless.
Get the vaccine; don't eat horse paste; don't be a teabagger.
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Jesus Fukkin' Christ, Matt Lewis Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
The reason nobody is courting the never-Trump neocon assholes like Bill Kristol and Matt Lewis are racist reactionary war-mongering right-wing assholes who have been on the wrong side of every issue in America since the beginning of the fucking country. Nobody wants anything to do with a syphilitic fuckwit like Matt Lewis. Conservatism is a mental defect.
Hey, Stillwithering Hildos, KHive Nitwits, Neolibs, Liz Lasses, Obama Fluffers, Establishment Dem "Feminists", You Know Who Would Have Protected Abortion Rights As President?
Bernie Sanders.
Jill Stein.
Ralph Nader.
Hillary Clinton picked an anti-choice zealot as her VP.
Barack Obama put conservatives on the courts.
Bill Clinton put horrible reactionaries on the courts.
None of them did jack shit to prevent the religious lunatics in Texas from getting their way.
Nice job assholes.
Bagging Texas Style
Ded. Jesus christ people in Texas are fucking stupid. I guess we can be grateful that this bagger kid didn't choke to death on horse paste.
A vaccine mandate would have saved her life.
Friday, September 3, 2021
Does Laurence Tribe Remember Who Hillary Clinton Picked As Her Running Mate?
Has shitlib Laurence Tribe ever looked at the judges Dems put on the courts? Is Prof Tribe a disingenuous neolib prick? We may never know the answers to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?
Obviously On The Way Next Year If David Crosby's Plan Works: Reunion Tours For Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young And The Byrds
If any elderly people are left alive next year, I can only assume that Crosby is fixin' to take some of their money with the greatgrandad rock tours. Or not. Who fucking cares. These people are like a thousand years old and haven't been good since most people alive today were fucking born.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Just A Reminder That This Screaming Lunaitc And Bad-Faith Actor Has A Kid
Jeebus wept. It IS funny tho that all these assholes like Doyle hated the men who ran for office and would have been the strongest defenders of abortion and reproductive healthcare but loved the right-wing anti-abortion women like Hillary Clinton--VP pick a staunch anti-choice activist in Tim Kaine--who worked every day to destroy the rights of everyone. Sublime.
All these neolib fuckers are dumber than dog shit. Just like every other conservative.
Liberty University Is The Baggiest Educational Institution In The Land
Those helpless bastards are getting savaged by the brave beautiful exceptional American bagger remover. It will be fun to watch how this shitshow plays out for our grand entertainment. Nobody with any functioning brain tissue would have gone to Liberty University before corona...
All Those Stillwithering Hildos And Other Assorted Shitlibs Got Played By That Nasty Old Reactionary Ruth Bader Ginsburg And The Feckless Conservative Simp Barack Obama
Nice job assholes. You killed yourselves. Without the Clintons, Trump would never have had the balls to even run for office, and the neolib women lionized a vile old conservative woman instead of telling the old bat to get the fuck off the court before she croaked.
Kate Harding is clearly dumber than dog shit and about to get exactly what she deserves.
Unfortunately, many innocent people who are not stupid and nasty are gonna get that treatment, too.
The Only Truth In The Universe: Jesus Hates Disgusting Racist Florida Baggers More Than I Do
That crazy bastard jesus is slaughtering the fucking teabaggers in Florida like they were all first-born sons in that bible cartoon. This is easily the greatest development in human history. Baggers lining up to be killed when they could save their miserable lives so fucking easily. Praise be.
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Primoz Roglic, Damn
What a monster Roglic was today. He was ready to take that jersey exactly when he wanted to, and nobody else could follow. Masterful display of dominance.
Abortion Is Health Care And Abortion Is An Absolute Right In Any Free Society, AKA Fuck Texas Racist Reactionary Bagger Scum
How long till all those vile Texans are ded from corona? Please jesus, make it today!
There's never any shame in abortion. There's no shame in getting a vaccine, either. Or a checkup. Or your teeth cleaned. Or new glasses. It's all good.
Freedom is real, but conservatism is a mental defect.
Bagger Governors Have Killed More Baggers In The Last 18 Months Than Anyone Could Have Ever Hoped
Praise be! Without all these fucking bagger retard governors working so fucking hard to make sure as many disgusting racist teabaggers as possible die from the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic coronavirus, well, the decent Americans out there would not be so fucking overjoyed. Thanks, Trump!
Tuesday, August 31, 2021
Can't Stop, Won't Stop The Good Bagger News: Robert David Steele
BAGGER DOWN! bAGGER DOWN! Robert David Steele, he ded. Of a hoax. Heh, indeedy. Nice to see the brave beautiful exceptional patriotic coronavirus take out a CIA Qtard bagger this time. Comedy gold. Thanks, Trump!
How long till we're running low on racist teabaggers?
Thank Jeebus For Mississippi Baggers
MISS-ISS-I-DED. Jesus frakking christ, Mississippi sucks ass. These bagger fucks are choking to death on horse paste because they refused to take a safe, effective vaccine. Brilliant. Mississippi is providing the high-calorie funfetti America needs about now. Thanks, Trump!
Monday, August 30, 2021
And Florida! Marc Bernier
Ded. Baggers are dropping like flies from this fake scamdemic. It's a hoax. A sham. A plot to take your guns and bibles. GENE THERAPY!
Being a conservative radio talk show host is clearly the most dangerous job on the planet.
Praise be.
The Best Possible News From TX
Bagger, removed. It's nice that the beautiful brave exceptional coronavirus is doing the lords' work removing these baggers from our society.
Attn. Idiots, Baggers, Assholes, And Jimmy Dore Stans: Ivermectin Does Not Help Treat Or Cure COVID-19
Useless. Like a libertarian useless.
Baggers should continue to take as much of that nasty shit as they can find.
Everyone else, just get vaccinated and take proper precautions.
Thank you.
Sunday, August 29, 2021
Air-Headed PIssgirl Erin Gloria Ryan Must Be Loopy From Guzzling Nancy Pelosi's Piss To Wash Down All The Ivermectin She Is Probably Taking
PIssgirls love piss and suck-ups suck. Erin Gloria Ryan sure does love that taste of the filthy, filthy boots Nancy Pelosi wears. Good thing she always has the pis bucket close at hand. Christ.
Capt. Joe Manning: One Good Cop
Bagger, removed. You know this vile stupid asshole was also a racist cocksucker, too. More cops should follow his lead. Joe Manning was def one of America's best pigs. Stay the fuck away from ALL vaccines and keep eating that barnyard animal dewormer, baggers.
Saturday, August 28, 2021
Florida Baggers, All Other Baggers, Baggy Clowns Everywhere, Should Be Scarfing Down All The Ivermectin As Fast As They Can
DO IT, BAGGERS! The vaccine turns you ghey, but ivermectin is the shiz, the good stuff, the real deal. It's a cure. A floor way. A dessert topping! Don't forget the bleach and Lysol and hydroxy shit, too. Let Florida Man lead you teabagging motherfuckers straight to hell.
Friday, August 27, 2021
Attn. All Police: Don't Let Them Give You The Vaccine! Resist! Say Hell No! Quit Your Job Before You Take A Jab!
The vaccine turns you into a gay tranny Soros jew. Don't do it, cops. Save yourselves! Quit your jobs! 1312!
Where's Your God Now? Florida Baggers Are A Special Kind Of Stupid
He rottin'. He ded. Those dogs were fixin' to eat that motherfucker.
They met on a christian dating site.
Of course they did.
Fucking baggers.
Thursday, August 26, 2021
If Only The Birchers Had Been As Willing To Off Themselves 60 Years Ago As The Average Modern Racist Reactionary Bagger Nitwit Is Today
The gay Nazi bikers are makin' it too freekin' easy! Praise be. All over the country the bagger assholes are willing to the dirty work themselves, so that's great for the rest of us. Soon there will be no baggers left at all if jesus loves us enough. Thanks, Trump!
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
Great News Out Of Bolivia Regarding Jeanine Anez
But it can always get better. When the bad guys suffer, we are all better off. Let's hope for even more fantastic news soon enough.
Ron DeSantis Is Literally Killing Off The Bagger Population In Florida--Praise Be!
Florida is proving that many of its people are literally too stupid to live. They're livin' in Cali, but Florida Man is a bagger nitwit, so he's dying off. This is the greatest news in our history. Ron DeSantis is killing off his own bagger people. Anyone who doubts the reality of jesus now is a fool. All the fucking gods love us so much that they're killing Florida. Thanks, Trump!
Tuesday, August 24, 2021
Ivermectin Is Not A Coronavirus Treatment Or Cure, And All The Dummies On The Left Like Jimmy Dore Should Read A Fucking Book Once In A While
Ivermectin is a barnyard animal dewormer. It also works on doggies. And maybe kitties. And it will on people IF YOU HAVE FUCKING WORMS.
It will also work as a topical to get rid of head lice, if you have head lice.
Coronavirus is not worms.
Again for the Jimmy Dore audience: CORONAVIRUS IS NOT WORMS. Or head lice.
CORONAVIRUS IS NOT HEAD LICE.
Anywho, there aren't any studies that show Ivermectin is an effective treatment for COVID, so people should GET VACCINATED INSTEAD OF TAKING HEARTWORM PILLS.
The fact that Ivermectin is available in a people-sized dose does not mean anything. IVERMECTIN IS NOT A CORONA DRUG.
Ivermectin has not really helped anyone, no matter what dipshits on the internet say. At best it hasn't harmed a given person yet.
Maybe Jimmy Dore's list of medical complaints is BECAUSE HE'S TAKING DOG MEDICINE.
Baggers should be encouraged to gorge themselves on this Ivermectin shit tho.
Monday, August 23, 2021
Sad Day For Unhinged Racist Bagger Lunatics--BUT IT'S NOT A VACCINE...EVERYONE WHO TAKES IT DIES...GENE THERAPY...GAY TRANNY SOROS JEW
The baggy fucks at Free RePubic are having a very sad day today. You see, it's not a vaccine. It's gene therapy. Vaccines don't require booster shots. EVER! The vaccines have killed more people than corona. The vaccines were developed too fast. Trust Q. Where we go one fucking drooling, syphilitic imbecile, we go all. Trust Trump's plan.
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