martinis on the roof

Rapey Uncle Joe is a worse president than Trump. At least Trump had an excuse and was wicked entertaining in his racist insanity and incompetence. Brandon is just a fucking cocksucker.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The Sublime Beauty Of This Simple Truth: The Bagger Remover Has Always Been A Suicide Pact

Praise be!

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Without baggers so fucking willing to kill themselves with unhinged stupidity, the blessed holy bagger would never have removed so many vile racist baggers.

Thanks, Trump.

Without Free RePubic Baggers, The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Would Never Make America Greater Again

Jesus fucking christ, Free RePubic baggers are so gloriously unhinged.

Praise be.

The blessed holy bagger remover is our only hope.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Trump.

All The Cops Are Fucking Bastards

This is your America.

Nice job everyone.

Racist assholes.

The 1312 Project.

Somehow, Jimmy Dore Continues To Be Wrong About Everything--This Time It's Natural Immunity Again

Doesn't that asshole ever get tired of being wrong about everything?

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Get your shots, kids.

Monday, April 18, 2022

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Has Been Mostly Self-Service, Thank Christ.

Only baggers can help the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover make America greater again!

Under his eye.

Thanks, Trump.

RFK Jr: The Idiot King Of Bagger Camelot

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Praise be.

Nothin' More Pathetic Than A Dumb Bagger Like Kelly Neidert: Idiot Girl Postin' Her Ls

Sad.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Texas is like a whole other fucking stupid country.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

So, It Turns Out The Coronavirus Was Catastrophic

Who knew?

So much death.

So much stupidity and cowardice.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Capitalism is a cancer.

The Dem Establishment Pretty Much Got Everything They Wanted From Rapey Uncle Joe's Tenure So Far

That Build Back Better shit was never Reapey Uncle Joe's agenda.

Only a chump would believe that.

This Week In Virololgy: An Antidote To Jimmy Dore

Brian Meyers And Caffeinated Thoughts Are Unhinged Religious Nitwits Who Should Not Be Trusted On Any Topic

Meyers is dumber than dog shit.

Being a bagger and screaming fundie lunatic, he's incapable of understanding how vaccines work, what a pandemic is, or anything related to public health.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

If everyone had been vaccinated in the first 120 days, we'd be done with this shit by now.

But no.

Baggers are too stupid and capitalism is too evil.

All Cops Are Terrorists

The 1312 Project.

Cops are a terrorist occupying army.

The cops are your enemy.

ACAB.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Elon Musk's Mission In Life Is To Prove To The World That Money Can Buy Hair Plugs But Not Intelligence

Musk is hilariously stupid.

Sad.

Thanks, Grimes.

Republicans Are Just Good People--Ask Julie Slama And Charles Herbster!

Good fucking people!

Republicans in Nebraska are the best fucking people.

Conservatives rock.

Dems About To Get Violated By Rapey Uncle Joe Again

The miserable old racist senile bastard ain't gonna eliminate any debt.

That would help the people he hates: poors, blacks, poor blacks, womens, poor womens, young people, poor young people.

Any a you stupid enough to thank Reapy Uncle Joe gonna help you, well, the nearest suicide booth is your best option.

Exact change and whatnot.

Guntard Lunatics Were The Bagger Removers Before Jesus Invented The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover

Also child remover.

FreeDUMB!!

Friday, April 15, 2022

That Beautiful Brave Bagger Remover Is Coming--Praise Be!

The only power that can stop the blessed holy bagger remover is intelligence.

So the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will never be stopped!

Thanks, Trump.

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Political Song for Not Jimmy Dore to Sing

Feinstein Sucked Ass Before She Turned Into A Senile Old Bat

Dianne Feinstein was a neilib shitbird long before the dementia and sitting in shit-filled diapers.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

All The Biggest Pieces Of Shit Stand With Ukarine

George Conway, reactionary fucking shithead.

We all pray to jesus that Conway and his cunt wife get nuked first.

Prob Way Past Time To End Our Proxy War Against Russia Before Somebody Gets Nuked

Why Russia hasn't flattened Ukraine is anyone's guess, but it's coming one way or another, and that's the best case scenario.

The not-best case is Russia decides that the USA is being a bit too obvious with the proxy war, and decides to widen the war by turning Berlin into a glowing glass puddle before really getting rolling.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Everyone Knows Rapey Uncle Joe Can Cancel Student Debt, And He's Not Gonna Do It

The Dems will never help the people.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

How Much Longer Will Decent Americans Allow This Theocratic Bagger Insanity To Continue?

Reconstruction.

This time start by eliminating every white christian and registered Republican.

That will prob be enough.

Abortion is health care.

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Fortees

Future Senator Herschel Walker Is One Of Our Finest Americans

When Clarence "Uncle" Thomas finally croaks, Senator Herschel Walker will be the preeminent Uncle Tom For The Fox Generation.

Under his eye.

Never, Ever Vote For Dems, Especially Jayapal

Christ, how stupid do you have to be?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Not Breaking News: Bill Maher's 'Liberalism' And 'Centrism' Are Both Rock-Ribbed, Hard-Right Conservatism

Maher is a reactionary and he always has been.

Neolibs are conservatives.

Maher and Rogan are both pretty far right, and if you cannot see that, well, suicide booth for you.

Exact change only.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Ekko

That's Senator Herschel Walker To You, Chump

If Trump can actually this screaming idiot elected to the Senate, well, he's the greatest American who ever lived.

Heh, indeedy.

Jimmy Dore's Pathetic Butthurt Horse Paste Cringe Is The Most Embarrassing Thing I've Ever Seen

We Have Seen The Bagger Remover And It Is Us

Praise be.

If baggers weren't so fucking dumb, there would be a shit ton more of them alive today.

We are truly blessed by jesus.

The Dems Are Gonna Get Obliterated In November And It's Gonna Fucking Rock

But it IS what the Dems want.

After they lose control of Congress for a century, they can fundraise and complain and support the GOP agenda without any accountability.

Genius.

Thanks, Obama.

That Bagger Remover Is Coming And America Is Getting Greater Again

Every fucking day.

Praise be.

Not Never Was

Monday, April 11, 2022

Without Trump's Decade-Long Campaign Of Incompetence And Sabotage, The GOP Would Have A Complete And Permenaent Stranglehold On The World

Trump is the only thing protecting the world from the debased theocracy of the GOP.

It's fucking sad when risible incompetence is our best political hope.

Thanks, Obama.

There's Nothing More Pathetic Than A Bagger: The Free RePubic Loons Are STILL Qtards--Praise Be!

Jesus fucking christ, those fucks are dumber than dog shit.

Still being a QAnon tard at this late date is quite a display of very stable genius.

So funny.

Thanks, Trump.

Matty Yglesias Is Prob Dumber Than Ezra Klein, Ben Shaprio, And Little Jimmy Surowiecki

And that's sayin' somethin'.

Cuz those fatuous asswipes are all dumber than dog shit.

Failing up is what failsons do.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Not Breaking News: David Mamet Is An Unhinged Reactionary Asshole

If you are just now noticing that David Mamet is a sick, twisted, racist conservative shithead, please report to the nearest suicide booth immediately.

Note: exact change only.

Free RePubic Baggers Truly Are The Sort Of Vile Scum Who Relish Their Slavery, Pathetic Bastards Who Can't Imagine A Life Not Spent On Their Knees

And drink the piss from the master's pissbucket with ardor and lick the master's filthy, shit-covered boots with glee.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Trump Family's Shameless, Naked Corruption AND Screaming Incompetence Is So Wonderfully Entertaining

Way more fun than the Dems and their litless, shabby failures.

Trump and his idiotic family are so much more fucking entertaining than Rapey Uncle Joe could ever be.

Liberal Arts College Graduate Doesn't Know What A Liberal Arts College Is

Please, If You Value Any Decency Or Sanity, Never, Ever Vote For Dems

At least the GOP is corrupt and reactionary and rotten to the core, but they manage to further their agenda and increase their power.

The Dems are just sad helpless losers who will always lose and be happy licking the taint of the Republicans in power.

Sunday, April 10, 2022

TWIV This Week

That Pig From New Jersey Who Is The Mayor Of New York Is A Real Stupid Asshole

Jesus fucking christ, what a dipshit.

Nice job, New York.

That Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is Coming For Them--Praise Be!

The DC assholes are so gloriously dumb. We should thank jesus that the brave patriotic bagger is gonna keep removing baggers in DC.

Under his eye.

Friendly Reminder That Tucker Calrson, Despite Being A TV Dinner Heir, Needed His Girlfriend's Father At St. Georges School To Beg The Admissions Offices At Colleges To Take Him--And That College Was Finally Trinity, Not Yale Or Harvard

And then Tucker's own father, despite being in the CIA, could not get Tucker into the CIA after Trinity.

Tucker is dumber than dog shit.

Positively Trupian in his stupidity.

The very definition of a failson.

And a reactionary creep.

Sad.

Saturday, April 9, 2022

Drink In Time

Clare Daly, Si!

NATO, no.

She gets it, atmo.

That Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is Coming For You

Baggers are gonna get ded.

Heh, indeedy.

The blessed holy bagger remover is the only true thing making America greater again.

Standing With Ukarine Makes You Dumber Than Dog Shit

If you believe this video is genuine, please run, don't walk, to the nearest suicide booth.

Note: exact change only.

Friday, April 8, 2022

The Most Heartwarmingly Ameircan Gun Story In History

Removing guntard idiots from the gene pool one by one.

Only in America.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

America is a failed state.

Your Daily Reminder From Virag AND Jayapal: Never, Ever Vote For Dems

There was NEVER going to "no deal".

Rapey Uncle Joe and Manchin and the rest of the right-wing scum in the Democratic Party were committed to the graft and corruption in the infrastructure bill, so all the reactionary shitheads had to do was bully the center0right "progressives" like Jayapal into submission to achieve their goal of infrastructure WITHOUT the stuff in BBB which they never wanted at all.

If Jayapal and her people had forced them to pass BBB in order to get their payday, well, they woulda done it.

But they never had to because Jayapl and the Dems are fucking worthless.

JFC, The Only Thing Dumber Than Rapey Uncle Joe Stans, Obama Fluffers, Stillwithering Hildos Are Republicans

The GOP is dumber than dog shit.

Baggers gonna bag.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Hambini Is Not Completely Dead Yet

Not nearly as funny or transgressive these days, Hambini is still inflicting pain.

The old Hambini woulda obliterated that air-headed chump David Arthur.

Trump Handled COVID Better Than Rapey Uncle Joe

Even though Trump was pretty much too stupid to know where he was at any given time of the day.

Trump's biggest advantage was not even knowing who vile imbecilic reactionary assholes like Larry Summers were.

Yuge bonus.

Thanks, Obama.

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Nakedly Corrupt AND Dumber Than Dog Shit, Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas Is Truly The Premier Uncle Tom For The Fox Generation

And Paris Dennard is his most enthusiastic pissboy.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Proper Grooming Is A Cornerstone Of The Republican Party

Baggers should be well-groomed at all times.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Dr. Jeff Hersh? Yes! Doctors Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan, Or Robert Malone? No Frakkin' Way!

Jeff Hersh is right about COVID.

He gets it, atmo.

Dore, Rogan, Malone are fucking retards.

Get your shots kids and don't listen to bagger assholes.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Thank Christ For Elected Kansas Baggers Hel[o9mg The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Kill Off Vile Assholes In Kansas With Horse Paste And Tonic Water

Conservatism is a mental defect.

And, after the recent study showing ivermectin is useless against the coronavirus, any doctor writing a scrip should immediately lose their license in every state.