By The Time You Got To Arizona

Jesus Frakking Christ, what is the matter with these fools in Arizona?  It can't be random, but I'm pretty sure there's no generous cash prize for proving your state is bigger shithole than Texas, so what is their fucking problem?  Lead deposits or other topic heavy metals leaching into the water table?  Rancid Taco Bell?  Bad meth?  Whatever it is, counting on that leathery crone Jan Brewer to do the right thing means you are beyond fucked.