Watchin' The Whitey Tape With Jesus

Where did white folks come from? Straight from feckin' jesus.  White people are white like god and jesus are white.  White people talk English because that's what jesus talks to god with.  White people are the chosen people.  Adam and Eve were white and born in Cobb County, Georgia.  If jesus likes you, he makes you white like him.  If he's not so fond of you, he makes you a black or a yella or a brown mooslim or something.  That's in the fucking bible, in plain English, just like god says.  White makes right.  Far, far right.  Teabagging right.