Virag's Movie Reviews: Escape Plan (2013)

Sam Neill?  Vincent D'Onofrio?  What the hell were they doing in this thing?  This flick was creakier than Stallone and Schwarzenegger put together.  About the only thing we did learn from this piece of shit is that Jim Caviezel is quite possibly the worst actor working today.  Escape Plan was insulting dumb, sure, but much worse is that it was boring; at only about two hours, it felt three times as long, with 0% entertainment.  This is such a good candidate for worst movie ever made with budget over $970.