Coal Ash Is Good For You!

The coal industry says so!  So does the governor of North Carolina!  You can trust them.  Jesus approves of every fucking word they say, so don't you worry one little bitty bit.  Coal ash tastes good in your coffee and makes a wonderful child's toy.  No problem.  No problem at all.  Who you gonna believe, the fine christian business leaders in the coal industry or some pussy commie doctors?