Jesus Frakking Christ, That Was A Brutal iCarly iFiorina iFisking

Fuuccckkkk.  Well, any one and everyone with more than one functioning brain cell knows iCarly is a yuge loser and not gonna nominated ever again for anything on this planet, but if they were stupid enough to pick her, she would be pummelled into an unrecognizable gelatinous mess by each and every opponent.  Digby would enjoy that.  So would you.  In fact, I'm pretty sure you'd pay fifty bucks to watch it live on Pay Per View.