'Right-Wing Threesome Gone Wrong' Are The Most Glorious Words In The English Language!

Jesus fucking christ, gay panic much?   Violent closet-case teabaggers shouldn't play with their dicks out around other dudes.  What's hilarious is that the girl and the not-dead guy are still at Yale, and I'd imagine pretty much everybody knows about their gross sexytime habits.  That would normally not be fucking hilarious, but when you're a teabagging closet-case fucktard, it's fucking brilliant!