Of Course Pacific Rim 2 Is Never Really Going To Happen

There's no fun left in our world of sorrow.  We may be exceptional, but we are not worthy, and anything involving insane giant robots punching goofy giant Godzilla monsters is too good for us.  We need not worry, though, because Adam Sandler is still alive.  JJ Abrams is getting ready to sodomize Star Wars with a zeal George Lucas has not been able to round up in more than a generation.