Kevin McCarthy, Teabagging Fucking Genius

Meet the Republican party's newest certified rocket surgeon.  McCarthy has spent the last few days shitting his pants worrying that the more enthusiastic teabaggers were gonna take him out before he could even begin to fail at being Speaker, but that can't possibly excuse McCarthy's fucking idiocy.  Saying something true in politics is always a disaster, and McCarthy may have done what Hillary Clinton could not do: guarantee another fucking President Clinton!  Brilliant!