Virag's Movie Reviews: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Yeah, this was not a good film.  In fact, this flick was a shallow, nasty little piece of work with a real streak of stupid right there front and center.  Really, the only hope for this turd would have been to dump the script, get Colin Firth, Michael Caine, and a lispless Samuel L. Jackson to go around fucking up shit and offing bad guys with some somewhat less CGI-fake violence.  All the animation and cartoony blood and shit flattened the fun right outa this thing.  Next time less of the midget kid, more Colin Firth, and something approaching actual stunts.