Trump Wants Kimberly Guilfoyle To Piss On Him Like A Russian Hooker

Why the fuck else would he call that vacuous harpy on the phone?  Trump probably wants the full-Russian treatment a little closer to home.  Or maybe he was pulling an O'Reilly when he called Guilfoyle and was holding his little wiener in his tiny fingers and had a big black falafel jammed right up his ass.