Libertarian Boy And Piss Boy Dave Weigel Sure Knows Which Polls To Signal Boost

Only the best polls for Mr. Bezos sir. Only the best.  Weigel knows--I mean, he has to know--that he's dancing as fast as he can to construct a fantasy narrative that will keep him employed by Mr. Bezos sir for another week month year.  But it's fucking gross to be that thirsty when you are a pissboy.