Nate Silver Will Never Not Deserve All The Abuse

Don't bother ever being nice to nimrods. They don't deserve it.  Sure, Nate Silver is homely and weird, and you might think he's a sad boy with no nice true friends, so you think you will try and be kind to him out of pity.  No.  Stop.  Get some help.  Nate Silver deserves it, and he always will.  Fuck him.