No Wonder The USA Hasn't Won A War In 75 Fucking Years!

They got losers like Rinse Pubies in the fucking Army and shit.  This explains it.  The USA beat the fucking Krauts, but needed the Soviets and the Limeys and the Frogs to carry them, and the Japs, with a big help from the Chinese, but after that it was a tie followed by a shitload of losses.  Hell, the USA couldn't beat the fucking Taliban or Saddam Hussein for christ's sake, and it's because the armed forces are chock full of weird little failsons like Risse Pupice!  Fucking pathetic.  Thanks, Trump.