The Tour Is Saved From Chris Froome Again This Year!

Those Froggy motherfuckers are wicked lucky.  This might have been the last chance for risible cheater Froome to get number five, so the race and cycling are saved from that shit show maybe for forever.  Gods fucking damn, those French bike racing folks musta been very nice to sickly kittens or destitute mimes in a previous life.  Surely now everyone left to race next month will not have to cheat at all!