Damn, It's Another Really Fun Lyndsey Parker Thing On The Yahoo! Hellsite & This Time It's X

Low bar, but this piece leaps over that bar with a billion miles of clearance, Clarence.  Good job, Ms. Parker; it is always nice to be surprised by something outstanding in a world of screaming tedium, and Lynsey Parker delivers again where you least expect it.  And X are always pretty fucking cool, so there's that!  1985 was a long fucking time ago.