Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Chrisitanity Is A Fairy Tale For Idiots--Strong Christians Are Just Dumbasses

Christianity is not compatible with sanity, scholarship, civilization, or reason.

As the great man said, christianity is stupid.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

We must remove all reactionaries from our society.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Tough Day For The Baggers At The Free RePubic Cesspool

Teabagger existential crisis.

Sad.

Trump is history's greatest loser.

Thanks, Obama.

The Greenland Ice Sheet Thing Is Def Prob Nothing, And Nobody Should Even Think About It

It turns out GloBull warming is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work.

Sure, some poor, blameless people around the world will suffer, but the baggy fukks will really eat shit, and jesus has decided the sacrifice is worth it.

Praise be!

The University Of Minnesota Can Do Better Than The CEO Of Spam

The next guy will be the CEO of racism.

Or Herschel Walker.

Or some other bagger fuckface.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Minnesota should know better.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Mike Engleman Seems Really Dumb And Should Probably Keep His Mouth Shut

Nobody wants to sound like a TERF.

TERFs are more grotesque and vile than even libertarians.

If you think trans people are a problem, then you are the problem.

Mike Engleman sounds like an idiot.

Sad.

Thanks, Eddy.

Such Bright, So Accordion And Hair, Wow

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Not Breaking News: Aseem Malhotra Is A Fucking Bagger Idiot

Off All The Spoiled Brats From Outside Boston Who Were Indie Musicians Now Pushing 60, The Only One Who Amounted To Anything Was J Mascis

And J Masics is, well, uh...

AND we got Sebadoh out of it!

But Evan Dando, Juliana Hatfield, all those assholes turned out to be not much.

Whoopsie.

Good thing your dad was a doctor or some shit.

Got you into tv.  Got your sister that job as a bigtime magazine writer or whatever.

Dinosaur Jr., good.  Lemonheads and the rest, who cares?

Slimy Bob would be wicked proud of his boy.

Civilization And Reason Owe A Great Debt To The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover And Free RePubic Baggers

These fucking morons have done more to make America greater again than Donald Trump would manage in the next 10,000 years.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover has done the lords' work to make sure every conservative was a fucking stupid as possible, making the maximum number of them ded baggers.

Ded baggers are good baggers.

Under his eye!

Keith Regier And His Inbred Bagger Retard Family Are Incomaptible With Sanity

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Regier and his retard idiot klan should be removed from decent society permanently.

Friday, May 5, 2023

OG Kim

Brittney Griner And Megan Rapinoe Are Good People

Riley Gaines, Inga Thompson, and Alison Sydor are rancid cunts.

Nothing more vile than a fukkin' TERF.

Bigots suck major ass.

Even more disgusting than libertarians.

Hard To Tell Who Loves The Brownstone Institute More, Free RePubic Baggers Or Jimmy Dore

Although there's not really any meaningful difference now.

Jimmy Dore is as reactionary a fucking dipshit as the most racist retarded Free RePubic bagger.

Sad.

Thank christ for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover!

I Think The Lew Kaplan May Be Trying To Send Trump A Message

Your fucked.

Sic.

That's the message. 

Joe Tacopenis has been the finest Italian Heritage(tm) lawyer Trump could find.

Whoopsie.

Sad.

Thanks, Soros.

2 Queens & A

Thursday, May 4, 2023

Herschel Walker Is Even More Of A Trump Son Than Elron Musk

Way more of a Trump kid than any of the brain-dead mutants actually named Trump.

Herschel Walker would have been the perfect VP for Trump, but nobody likes a loser.

Or a thief.

Heh, indeedy.

Healthcare In The United States Is A Criminal Enterprise

The Is The Baggiest, Most Oklahoma Story Ever!

Praise be!

Because of our freedumb, our guns, and the blessed holy bagger remover, everyone in Oklahoma will be shot dead eventually, and America will be greater again! 

On a sad note, Jesse McFadden wrecked any chance he had of winning Republican Man of the Year this year when he killed himself.

Flo Inn Over

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

This Elderly, Bankrupt, Limey TERF Cunt Allison Pearson Is Not Fucking Creepy At ALL!

The Telegraph is the TERFiest TERF fest ever!

This sad old bankrupt limey cunt Allison Pearson sure seems like a nice normal person and not anything like an unhinged panty-sniffing lunatic.

Not. At. All.

Pro tip: trans women aren't "cheating" anybody.

Not Breaking News: San Francisco Cops Are All Bastards

Incompetent, violent, stupid bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Joe Tacopenis Is Every Bit The Greasy Bagger Legal Genius Scalia Was

Joe Tacopenis is a guinea intellect of Sam Alito-proportions!

Italians.

Let 'em make-ah de spicy meata-ball

But never let 'em be lawyers or judges.

Italian Heritage(tm) makes you dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Commander Adama Would Be Ashamed Of These Frakking Mormon Creeps

Don't bring these motherfuckers to the home of the 13th Tribe!

Mormons are worse than christians in every fucking way.

When we end religion, start with these assholes.

Solvang Is Certainly Hell On Earth

White people are the fucking worst.

It's fucking Humbleton.

Except even more racist and bigoted, somehow.

Where's Ned Flanders?

Carrie Teh Wait

Don't Let Yer

Monday, May 1, 2023

Wasn't Lee Fang Always A Dimwit Libertarian Boy In The Style Of Glenn Greenwald And Dave Weigel?

I'm not sure he's changed so much as just gotten to be much more of stupid asshole as he's aged.

Like Greenwald and Weigel.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Libertarian boys are dumber than baggers.

After School Satan Club Is Fun And Educational

Making America greater again!

Satan is the one for you!

Jesus is a loser.

May Day Too Day

Always need more solidarity.

Steven Crowder Is What A Real Man Looks Like, A Real Man Hiding In A Closet Wearing A Dress

He's teh ghey.

But the real problem with Steven Crowder is that he's a grotesque reactionary racist bagger shithead.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Plenty Of Fish In The Sea, Plenty Of Tuna For Me

Saturday, April 29, 2023

Pro Tip: Sean McElwee And Nate Silver And The Rest Of The Reactionary Dem Establishment Simps Were Always Full Of Shit

The Dem establishment is mostly worried about getting paid next year.

Nothing they do is even meant to help propel the most anodyne agenda beyond protecting that check.

The Dems are worse than the GOP in every way, and much of the blame falls on the absolutely worthless pissboy class like McElwee and Silver and the rest.

They have no ideas and care about nothing other than maintaining the power structure that fills their buckets with piss.

Popularism is just the latest grift.

Now they'll be on the next one.

Maybe not McElwee, but they'll be another vile conservative creep there to loving drink the piss from his bucket.

Our Elite Media-Political Establishment Just Might Be Dumber Than Dogshit: Jonathan Chait Edition

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

But Chait is just fucking gross.

A vile piece of human filth.

Nothing more disgusting than a TERF.

Thank The Gods That Our Texas Problem Is Taking Care Of Itself

Slowly but surely.

This is the only possible good news we can ever get from Texas.

The blessed holy bagger remover at work.

Praise be!

Sicks Cured

Friday, April 28, 2023

Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Are Never Gonna Be President

Sad.

The guy is a fucking loser, tho.

Jesus frakking christ, it's pretty sad just how weak and useless Meatball Ron really is.

And by that I mean fucking hilarious.

Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers make Trump look competent.

And Trump's like the biggest moron who ever lived.

Thanks, Obama.

Remember When Alito Leaked That Dumb Abortion Thing?

He's hopin' you forgotted.

Don't be forgettin'.

Sam Alito is a disgusting greasy motherfucker.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Nobody likes guineas.

These Three Rock Throwing Assholes Are Going To Prison For A Long Fukkin' Time

Praise be!

I don't believe in prison or cops or any of that police state and slavery shit, but these three dumb motherfuckers deserve every single thing they are gonna get for the rest of their hopefully very painful lives.

White people suck.

Rich white boys are worse.  Plus their dumb Asian friend.

All rock-ribbed bagger fucktard, I'm sure.

Taking a picture was a genius move.

The woman was alive when they took that picture, so that should be the final word the jury hears...

Remember When Rapey Uncle Joe Didn't Fire That Bagger Mailman Guy?

That was fucking stupid.

Brandon should have fired every Trump guy, everywhere.

But he didn't.

I wonder why?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Ancient & Modern, 2023

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Now That Everyone Has Seen What A Helpless Little Bitch Tucker Carlson Is, Will Jimmy Dore Still Love Him?

Tucker got cuckered by Murdock and his sons.

Sad.

So it turns out Carlson is a weak little man who is nothing but a high-dollar pissboy.

Lots of folks knew that all along.

But now the baggers can see it.

Pissboys are easily replaced. 

Ask Bill O'Reilly.

Thanks, Brandon!

Elron Musk Can't Stop Won't Stop Till Every Human On Earth Sees He's The Dumbest, Baldest Boy

Jesus frakking crispy, the guy is a fucking idiot.

His rockets blowed up.  His cars sploded.  His hair fell out when he was 19.

Elron Musk is a bigger loser than Erik Trump.

Sad.

Thanks, Ivana.

E. Jean Carroll Just Might Solve The GOP's Trump Problem--And They They're REALLY Fucked

Could this one particular rape case bring down the orange dotard and his tiny misshapen penis?

Prob not.

But if it does, the GOP will be rid of Trump.

And then they're fucked.

They have no one else.

It'll be Brandon in a landslide against whoever the Republicans can manage to run.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

I, For One, Find It Hard To Believe That All These Cops And Pastors And GOP Stalwarts Are To A Man Pedos And Rapists

If only there were some sort of pattern...

Every sex pest, pedo, molester, creep, rapist, every single one of 'em is a conservative, white, christian male.

Including Bill Clinton.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

MORE than a mental defect, clearly...

This 'Scholarship Money' Story Is Bullshit Every Year

This kid applied to 200 shitty colleges to collect "scholarship" money.

Which is bullshit.

Unless he's pretty fucking rich, most of that money is financial aid money, including lots of loans, probably, which only a dumbass bagger would call a scholarship.

And if the kid applied early and got into Amherst, Harvard, Princeton, Wesleyan, Williams, or Yale, well, then he's not supposed to apply anywhere else.

The schools and colleges and guidance counselors who encourage this horseshit should be ashamed.

Much Better, Boys

The Only Possible Cover Of The Pixies Is This Song, And...Well, Figure It Out

No, Lads, No

Wednesday, April 26, 2023

Fox 'News' Cucked Tucker Carlson AND Trump At The Same Time

Real baller move by the old man and his kids.

Fox "News" showed who was boss of bowel movement conservatism is the US and made Trump eat shit just as much as Carlson.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

I Wonder If Jessica Valenti And All Those Other Nitwits Regret Being Stillwithhering Hildos And Brainless Dems Yet?

Nah.

Of course not.

They love to screech and complain, but being rich white ladies mostly, they will always be too pampered and dumb to know that they've created their own personal hell.

Sure, the rest of us have to live in it too, and trans kids will die, and lots of poor and minority folks will suffer and shit, but hey, they are STILL WITH HER and will vote for any Dem no matter how disgusting, racist, bigoted, misogynistic, and conservative they are.

As long as it's not Bernie Sanders!

Nice job, girls.

You stupid cunts.

We Can Only Assume Hunter Floofy Fox Is A GOP Congressman

Or a christian youth pastor.

That pedo creep was def a rock-ribbed conservative white guy tho.

All the groomers and child molesters are staunch Republicans.

Does Grandad Still Think He's A Vampire?

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Every Time Trump Reminds People Of The Abortion Ban, The GOP Loses Another House Seat

Alito will wind up being the next Kennedyesque hero of the Democratic Party.

The Dems suck AND blow so hard that nothing could save them from utter defeat and destruction.

Well, almost nothing.

And the bagger shitheads on the courts delivered that one thing.

Dobbs.

Whoopsie.

Now the GOP is fucked beyond comprehension in all but the baggiest bagger shitholes.

And Trump won't stop making it worse until every fucking Republican gets deboned.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Anti-Vax Assholes Are The Biggest Idiots On Earth

But the blessed holy bagger remover is makin' 'em ded ded DED!

Praise be.

Anybody who got COVID wrong, vaccines wrong, basic science wrong is more grotesquely stupid than the biggest boot-licking libertarian pissboy.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Alabama Is A Bagger Cesspool

Remember this when an Alabama grad tells you they "went to Harvard".

Baggerism is incompatible with education, scholarship, and intelligence.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Having A Yuge Sad Over Tucker Carlson Eating Shit

No bigger pussy in the visible universe than a Free RePubic bagger.

Those creepy racist nitwits are beyond grotesque.

Even sad little men laugh at the Free RePubic losers.

Thanks, Obama!

Tucker Carlson, Like Trump, Is The Rich White Kid Who Never Actually Had A Friend

The biggest losers in the universe are not web-toed baggers from Georgia.

Or libertarian pissboys.

Or racist, closet-case guntards.

Or Trump's kids.

Nope.

Tucker Carlson is a way bigger loser.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

The Dawn Of Thiccness

Monday, April 24, 2023

Who's Gonna Explain To This Dumb Bagger Bitch Emma Heussner That She Didn't 'Go To Harvard'?

Going to Harvard means undergrad.

Real Harvard students know this.

Emma Heussner doesn't know because she's dumber than dogshit.

She went to Alabama.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

New York City Sure Ain't What It Used To Be

If you were born in 1978, you def missed your chance to get to see what NY was like when it was good & live that dream.

Now the city is filled with vile rich assholes and other scum.

Sad.

Rich people suck.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Tucker Carlson & Bill O'Reilly Will Be Enjoying The Keester Falafel Together Tonite

Just a couple of gross unemployed dudes jamming things up their asses.

Billo's been ready for this for a long time.

Dee Of Dee

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Somebody Needs To Explain To Erika Edwards And The Dipshits At NBC What A Theory Is And How Medical Research Works

This is anti-vax horseshit from NBC.

Inexcusable stupidity.

I'm sure RFK Jr & Jimmy Dore will be all over this nonsense, spouting disinformation, and generally making their conservative audience even dumber.

Facebook groups and VAERS and other right-wing insanity do not count as research.

And prob the folks claiming the condition are not the ones to be studying said condition and vaccinations.

No excuses for this to be reported.

The reactionary political/media establishment is dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Somebody Needs To Get Mike Taibbi In Touch With Elron's Father

Mike Taibbi and Elron Musk's father have alot in common.

Sad.

Thanks, Goddard.

Riley Gaines Is A Horrible Bitch, And Ingrid 'Horse Face' Jacques Is Too!

Both of them are vile cunts.

There's nothing worse than a TERF.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Elron Is Not The Smartest Boy

Might be the baldest, but not the smartest.

Playing with rockets is not something for the dumb rich kids.

Jesus.

Horse Face Ingrid Jacques Just Might Be Dumber Than Rick Newman

Handsome woman.

For Mr. Ed.

And holy christ is she dumb.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Har Vee Mudhoney

Saturday, April 22, 2023

Hambini Is Such A Majestically Petty Bitch

More Fun Stuff About The Beths--This Time From Brown University (The Wesleyan Of Providence) Of All Places

Nice harmless Kiwis who make wicked good pop music in the 21st century.

Also, how the fuck did Brown University manage to lose its radio station.

Christ, elite universities are mostly run by reactionary idiots.

Elron Musk Def Needs To Personally Test All New Rockets By Riding On The Top Of Them During Their First Launch

Elron knows stuff.

He's very smart and handsome.

Not at all bald, either.

Minnesota Knows Baggers Suck Major Ass

Minnesota's governor don't want no baggers in his state.

Baggers suck ass. 

More governors and elected Dems should be raising hell about baggers and baggerism; it's good for Dems.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Praise be!

Restive

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Bernie Sanders & AOC Are Center-Right--Not At All On The Left

Only in American could those folks be considered left of anything.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Sure Sounds Like Payton McNabb Is Too Frail And Weak-Minded To Play Organized Sports

Jeez, what a whiny little snowflake.

I think you gotta be more of a baller to play ball.

One thing's for sure, McNabb will never be invited to spend any quality time on the National Review's yacht, the William F. Buckley.

Elron's Rocket Go Boom--Another Triumph For The World's Dumbest Man

Mike Taibbi knows just what that rocket's father is going through.

Elron Musk is officially a bigger loser than any Trump kid.

From The University Of New Haven In West Haven Connecticut...