Tour De France Crash Cart

Fun day at the Tour.  Those guys went down hard and then the race went all nuts and stopped to collect itself in a most unusual way.  The TdF organization wanted some excitement early, and so far they might be getting a bit too much.

Greece Is The Word And The Word Is 'No!'

Good job, Greece.  Fuck the Krauts.  Fuck the Frogs.  Despite the bullshit the right-wingers and bankster cocksuckers have been spewing, Greece is now a wealthy country.  Without crushing debt service being paid solely to the foreign banks, Greece has that money to energize its domestic economy.  And, even better, the economic decisions can be made by the people in Greece for the benefit of their own actual nation.  Imagine that!

The danger for the Krauts and the Frogs and their banks is that the rest of the Eurozone--and the rest of the fucking world--will finally see that austerity destroys everyone and every thing except the banks and will reject austerity for all time.  That would represent a massive redistribution of wealth BACK to the people who create the wealth and would be a huge hit to the bankster mafia.

Rock on!

Texas Alligators Are The Finest Americans Who Ever Lived

THERE'S ONE GOOD THING IN TEXAS! GATORS!!  Fuck, yeah, those Texas gators are the best gods-damned Americans ever.  For all those times good, decent, intelligent, sane Americans said that Texas could go fuck themselves, those Americans were not giving proper credit to the gators of Texas who do the gods' work killing the fucktard teabaggers who infest Texas.  Go, Texas alligators, go!

Jesus, 'Independence Day' Could Have Been 99% Less Dumb With 0% Extra Effort

Independence Day is the shittiest of uber-shitty flicks, but jesus, they coulda made it way less fucking stupid so gods-damned easily.  Indeed, the movie was an incompetent rip-off of about a billion other works and was always gonna be cliche-ridden filth, but the few fun bits would have been so much neater if the dumb was dialed back.  It musta been obvious in the script stage, and it's too bad nobody with a thimbleful of talent couldn't have given that fucking thing an inspired Rolfing. 

FIFA Ladies' Historical Society Pearl Harbor Reenactment

Didn't quite work out for Japan.  Second place is the first loser.

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Yankees And Red Sox Do Their Best For Freedom And America!

With extra baseball for the fans and outcomes that show the love America deserves. 

Does Bernie Sanders Have To Pay People To Cheer For Him The Way Donald Trump Does?

I don't think Sanders could afford 10,000 people.  Everyone on Earth knows Trump could not afford to rent a crowd that size.  So, I guess Trump pays for the biggest crowds he can afford, small ones, while Sanders doesn't have to pay for it so he can get whopping huge fucking crowds unlike anyone else so far.  Trump = gotta pay for it cuz he's a skeevy creep.  Sanders gets all he wants for free cuz he's hot.  Heh, indeedy.

Pertinent Daniel Patrick Moynihan Fisking

Hella fun stuff; Erik Loomis is on point with this signal boost.  Moynihan was an insufferable asshole; he was probably twice as smart and half as racist as William F. Buckley, but that means he was a vile racist asswhipe and an utter and complete ignoramus.  Simpering fools like Moynihan and Buckley were so proud of their racist inanity, and they were far too influential with cracker motherfuckers who should had more sense than to believe that bullshit. 

Bill O'Reilly Sodomizes Himself Right There On TV

O'Reilly jammed that falafel up his own asshole on his own show while Bernie Goldberg watched.  It was disgusting yet informative, especially if you were one of the two people left in the civilized world who didn't realize that Bill O'Reilly is a fucking certifiable deluded moron.

Nauseating Conservative Fuckheads Of The Day

Vile cocksuckers.  They've got all the exceptional American conservative characteristics in one disgusting place: racist, misogynist, homophobic, violent, ignorant, hateful.  Merry fourth of july motherfrakkers.

Deutschland 83 Is The Best Show MTV Never Made

As a spy show, it is def a comedy, but Deutschland 83 is pretty frakking watchable as the best MTV series never.  The music is hammer to the forehead obvious, but they have fun with it and manage to look like they're not trying too hard somehow.  The show has to be doing something right cuz I had a dream in German last night--and that hasn't happened in a while--in which the annoying Krauts claimed my German was unintelligible while their English was so bad I was constantly on the verge of smacking a bitchy Kraut.

Hugo Stiglitz On Greece

Hugo Josesph Stiglitz has been rocking and rolling on this Greece shitshow, doing his best to get some sense into the conversation.  Not that he is succeeding, but at least the truth will be on the record.  Greece should tell the Krauts to fuck off and do the best for themselves and their nation instead of the best for the fucking banks in Germany and France.  That's what sovereign nations are supposed to do.  Let's see how the Krauts like that. 

Chris Christie Is By Far The Grossest Republican Who Will Never Be President

Any short list of disgusting fat fucking Republicans who will never be president needs to have Chris Christie right there on top.  LePage is a titanic fucking dirtbag, so let's hope Christie and the Maine governor decide to get gay married and move to the southern hemisphere. 

Megyn Kelly: Always And Forever A True Friend To Any And Every Piece Of Shit On Earth

Racists, confederate dipshits, lawless cops, arsonists, religious fundamentalists assholes, slimeballs, dickwads, bigots, Bill O'Reilly, all of those fucking scuzzballs will have a friend in Megyn Kelly and a place on her tee vee show.

Update: You can add to that terrible line-up rapists, potential rapists, rape apologist, general rapey shitheads.  Kelly is a fucking atrocity.  

The Way The Limey Women Lost To Japan Was Pretty Fucking Awesome

Heh, indeedy.  That was fun to watch.  Anytime England gets shit on in any fashion is a good day for humanity.

Big Ed Schultz Is An Anti-Vax Dipshit

He had some vile cunt Christina Hildebrand on to talk bullshit about "vaccine injured" children and bad ole big pharma as Big Ed kept helping her shovel that bullshit into bigger and bigger piles.  The poor actual doctor on with those two idiots never stood a chance.

The real reason why California has to force parents to vaccinate their kids is because too many parents are fucking idiots like Christina Hildebrand, Big Ed Schultz, Jim Carrey, and the whole panoply of scientologist fucktards and are too fucking ignorant to make the right choices.  If these worthless dullard anti-vaxxers were not so fucking far up their own stupid asses, freedom could ring, but since Hildebrand and her fuckwad cohort want to kill children, it's up to Jerry Fucking Brown to stop them.  That's racing.

Jerry Brown Is Right On Vaccinations

Yep.  Let's have one for science, one for the good guys.  The vaccinations don't work if too many people opt out, so requirements for school attendance are good sense.  California was forced to act after that Disneyland measles outbreak; personal belief exemptions are bullshit.  Intelligence wins for once.

World Cup 2015, Imagine Grass

Beating the Krauts is fine, just fine.  I can only wonder what it would be like this year if FIFA actually gave a shit about the women's game.

Cuba Good, Iran Good For Obama And America

This is some legit good shit for Obama.  At least he's had his people doing the hard, sloggy work on the diplomatic front all along, without needing to constantly get credit for it, and that is what's making these advancements possible.  This is the change we can believe in, and so so much better than anything the rejects and morons in the Bush administration would have been willing or able to accomplish.