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Cycling: Where The Designers Don't Know Either

Cane Creek, hand made in a shed by people who are guessing.  Or something.  Anywho, given the (loose) manufacturing tolerances of plastic frames, aluminium frames, welded steel frames, and suspension fork components, the whole reduced offset thing is probably mostly in your head if you are the average "expert" out there.  Or a manufacturer, apparently.

Double-blind testing would probably not show most anyone's ability to discern between the standard and short offset on a selection of widely available mass-market plastic and aluminum frames on any consistent basis.  Maybe one girl out there would be Princess Pea, but I kinda doubt it.

All this is a mute point, because forks are only going to come in the one (reduced) offset going forward anyway, so whatevs.

Yes, All Cops

THIS IS NOT A GRAVEL RIDE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

This is a fucking road ride.  Road racing bike, proper CG or Pave tubulars, and you are ready to go--no mountain bike required.  No dumb gravel bike disc brakes required either.  There was no gravel there.  Nothing that would need any non-pavement skills or gear.  What a fucking nimrod.  These YouTube "experts" and YouTube beggars are infuriatingly stupid.  Fuck 'em like a red-headed Kennedy.  Or a Florida Man.

Mark Mothersbaugh Had A Real Bad Time With The Coronavirus

That sure as shit sounds like it was no fucking fun at all.  Jesus.  He was fortunate that the ICU bed and ventilator was available when he needed it.

Once Again, And For The Last Time, Fuck Joe Kennedy

Joke Kennedy 3.  Bye, Felicia.  Fuck that bastard.

Whoever This Is Mooing At Devin Nunes On The Plane Is The Greatest American Who Ever Lived

Jesus christ, this is fantastic.  Moo.  Moooooo.

Bagger Down: Fantastic News From Minnesota By Way Of Sturgis!

Fuck yeah! Dead bagger!  We pray to jesus fucking christ on wheat toast that this is the first of a great many dead racist baggers due to the Sturgis gey klan rally.  Amen!

All In Good Fun

Markey Wins: Fuck You Kennedys And Fuck You Pelosi

Markey.  Better than that inbred fucking Kennedy dipshit.  This should be the end of the ass cancer that is the Kennedy family.  Thank you jesus.  Unfortunately Richie Neal won as well, and he's a miserable right-wing bastard. 

General JC Christian, Cat Fancier, Presents The Tao Of Daou

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MSDNC's Joy Reid Is A Piece Of Shit! That's Not Breaking News! Hackers! Russians!

So, MSDNC's own Joy Reid brings out her see you next Tuesday-ishness this Tuesday.  Grand.  Besides being a reactionary homophobe and a neoliberal scumbag, Reid is apparently also an Islamophobic bigot.  Thanks, Trump!

2012 Intense Bikes Were Actually Made By Intense--8 Years Was So Long Ago

Now it's all plastic garbage.  At least back then the mistakes and QC issues could be blamed on good old American know-how.  Not anymore.  And the plastic Intense bikes are fucking awful.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Ralph Nader Has Done More For Society Than The Entire Democratic Party Since 1972

Any decent Dems would want to be way more Ralph Nader than Barack Obama or Bill Clinton or Joe Biden, and the vile racist neolib assholes who try to diminish Nader and his amazing accomplishments--or who tell you Nader lost the election for Gore--tell you all you need to know about politics in America.  AOC should probably know this shit, but money is a hell of a drug.

We Pray To Jesus That This Is The End Of The Kennedy Cancer

When Joke Kennedy 3 gets humiliated by Ed Markey, this should signal the end of the Kennedys once and for all.  The only thing the Kennedys should be are the dumbest kids at Harvard and the biggest junkies at Deerfield and not in the fucking government ever again.  Thank you jesus.

Bagger Down In Portland!--A Good Start

Finally!  It's time for the good guys to start taking out the racist, right-wing trash.  One less bagger.  Onward!

Norco Torrent, Purple

Norco shoulda put this purple on the top of the line model.

So, Trump Admitted He's Had A Series Of Strokes

Confirming what we pretty much all knew.  Trump is broken.  And the senile old bastard just up and admitted it out loud.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Larry Flynt Is Enjoying Jerry Falwell's Poolboy Adventures

That's nice.  Larry Flynt loves to laugh.  We all love to laugh.  And Jerry Falwell Jr. loves to watch muscular, oiled poolboys 3-hole his wife while he flirts with pale, young twinks in the corner.

Trump's Kids Are Motherfucking Ugly As Sin

What the fuck.  These kids are fucking grotesque.  Trump's no prize pig himself and has been forced to marry exceptionally ugly, worn-out women because of his tiny, misshapen dick, but christ all fucking mighty, he should have never reproduced if they were gonna be this fucking nasty.

And stupid.