If You Didn't Know TM Landry School Was A Scam From The Start, Kill Yourself

Shocked! Shocked, I say!  How could a school that had no teachers, no classes, no books, and a bullshit racial and racist narrative completely created out of whole cloth to appeal to the prejudiced sensibilities of clueless upper-class white dolts be a scam?  HOW!?  So, anyway, stunt, token admissions to Ivies are always bullshit, and T.M. Landry cornered the market on that shit.  Elite schools are all bullshit, whether you're talking high school or college, and only truly elite in their wealth, while the admissions process is a dumb game.  Well, T.M. Landry school played that dumb game dumber than most.  They boiled the entire process down to a YouTube video, which is kinda funny, but they did by being a horrible racist fucking minstrel show staged for the admissions committees at elite colleges, and that's fucking disgraceful. 

Pathetic GOP Morons Don't Know That Melania Trump Was A Washed-Up Porn Model And Literal Whore

That Malaria is sure classy lookin' tho.  She's not at all a shovel-faced ex-whore with a face full of incompetent strip-mall plastic surgery.  Not. At. All.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump!

Tonight There's Gonna Be

African American Voters Did Their Job In Mississippi Tuesday

AA voters turned out for the runoff.  If the Dems want to win, they need to get their voters, AA and all the others, to turn out every single election in every state.  No one and done anymore; the top priority for the Dems should be--and should have always been--AA and minority turnout.  If, IF, the Dems want to win, that's the first step.

A Curse

Choate Is Probably Pretty Fucking Psyched That St. Paul's Favorite Son Owen Labrie Is Back In Court

It's not Chuck Timlin or Bjorn Runquist this time, so nice job Choate!  Choate would probably love for Owen Labrie to be in court every fucking week for the next century.  Or one of those creepy Deerfield molesters have an unpublished manuscript discovered or Loomis Chaffee or Lawrenceville or something.  Anything to put Andover in the papers for sex crimes would be welcome, too.  Thanks, Ivanka Trump!

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What's Good For GM Was Only Ever Good For GM, If That

The story of Poletown and a 40 year story of insanity.  The key takeaway probably is the fact that the Detroit-Hamtramck plant never paid off the way it was promised by GM.  Even the robots didn't work after GM failed to employ anywhere near the number of people that said they would.  This was a fuck up piled upon a fuck up on top of a clusterfuck.  Plus, it's Roger Smith from the flick that made Michael Moore a multi-millionaire who was the prime mover of this disaster.  40 years of futility, and it will all probably lead to a shuttered plant next year.  Genius!  Thanks, Trump!

Pink Red Elephant

Cindy Hyde-Smith Is A Very Stable Genius

The Jackson Free Press is on the scene to document the atrocities.  Cindy Hyde-Smith is a demented, racist imbecile.  It's hard to believe she was the best the GOP in Mississippi could come up with when they needed to appoint a Senator.  But everyone in the GOP is a deranged, reactionary, revanchist, racist fucktard, no matter how well they might attempt to hide that fact.  Trump has exposed the GOP once and for all as the sick fucking shitheads they have always been.  Thanks, Trump!

Gillibrand Got Played

Kirsten Gillibrand showed what an airhead she was over the Al Franken thing.  Now that she's getting shit on, she deserves all of it.  Franken was a fool and a coward as it turns out, but the Dem leadership was happy to weaken his popularity over the completely made-up bullshit Roger Stone was peddling.  It was only Gillibrand who was willing to walk so far out on that limb of addle-headed righteous indignation and GOP ratfucking, so now she gets to suffer and watch all her chances for advancement die on the vine while the vile Chuckles Schumer and the rest of the neoliberal Dem leadership team reap the benefits of not having Al Franken or even Kirsten Gillibrand getting in the way.  Thanks, Trump!

Fascist Tee Vee

Is It Possible That Even Trump Can See What An Unctuous Moron Sean Hannity Is?

Trump's too fucking brain dead to wipe his own ass, but he somehow sees that Sean Hannity is a fatuous fuckface.  That's kinda incredible.  And kinda sad for Hannity.  Poor Sean is exactly like Bill O'Reilly except without the Indochinese ladyboys and keester falafels.  Or is he...?

When Will Trump Tell Us The Truth About The Directed Energy Weapons Used To Start The California Fires?

Only Donald Trump will have the chance to stand up to the globalist reptilians using DEWs against civilian targets in California.  How long until those giant lasers are used against the rest of us?  George Soros and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are behind this as well.  Save us Trump!

There's No Bigger Beta Cuck Loser On Earth Than Donald Trump

Trump is a yuge pussy, so fucking scared of Robert Mueller.  Cadet Bonespurs likes to pretend he's some sorta tough guy, but inside Donald Trump is frail and sad little man, scared of his own shadow.  If Mueller has any sense at all, he will roast Trump alive over all this criminal shit and humiliate him in public for our amusement. 

Holy Shit, Cindy Hyde-Smith Is A Fucking Horrible Racist

Sure, she went to the racist high school!  MAGA!  Sure, she sent her kid to a racist high school!!  MAGA!!  Sure, Cindy Hyde-Smith is a creepy fucking racist shitbag bitch from fucking Mississippi.  Sure, she's running against a black guy.  Of course Trump is down there.  You bet Cindy Hyde-Smith is a complete idiot and empty-headed racist asswipe.  This is fucking Mississippi.  The only thing we should be doing for Mississippi is the exact thing General Sherman did to Georgia a while back.  The only thing!  Thanks, Trump!

No Other Evil Demented Motherfucker Ever Got More Of What He Deserved Than John Allen Chau

Let him rot.  And leave those people alone.  John Allen Chau, deranged cocksucker who went to Anal Roberts University, received exactly what every loathsome christian missionary deserves.  Let that sick bastard rot in that shallow grave and leave the natives in peace.

Bill Galston Is America's Top Fatuous Corn Cob

That poor dumb bastard Galston shoulda kept his yap shut.  Bill Galston is another of the unending cadre of hopeless D.C. neoliberal buffoons completely beholden to their oligarchical masters.  It's absolutely time to flush these rock-ribbed conservative fuckfaces into the cesspool of history. 

The Twits Almost Figure Out Speedvagen

Again.  (But not quite, alas.)

First off, that bike is heinous.  Nobody asked me, and everyone should be happy with their bike as much as possible, and some people like the twits need to be taxed more, but jesus frakking chris christie at the pizza buffet, that thing is an (atrociously overpriced) abortion.  Anywho.

Speedvagen in general is a grift to separate twits from their money.  Sacha White did make bikes once, but now he's a marketing/cartoon character who devises insidious ways of making bikes cost two or three or four times what they should.  Custom, proprietary, but ultimately functionally useless, bits and shapes?  Yep?  Outright dumb design choices so the proles know you bought a Speedvagen?  Sure.  Kewl-Kid cult of personality marketing--very expensive, btw?  Check.  Quick n' dirty contract construction?  You betcha.  Insane bespoke times three pricing?  Oh, yeah!  But people want what they want, even if you can get much better, cooler stuff from Rock Lobster or Carl Strong or a dozen other actual bike folks for way less than a Speedvagen poser douchebro special.  The differences between Sacha White/Vanilla/Speedvagen and a, say, Richard Sachs is that Sr. E-Ritchey-sic was a racer and builder and racer and genuine character working his tools before he was an interwebs marketing cartoon character, whereas White kinda went from being some doof taking the framebuilding class to being a marketing guru in just a few short years, skipping all the stuff upon which actual legends are built.  Isn't America wonderful!

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