Thursday, March 11, 2021
Andrew Cuomo Sux Wicked Hard Too
What a scumbag. NY could be a fukkin' utopia if the Dems were not such corrupt morons.
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
People Who Are Dumb Enough To Subsidize This Moron's Lifestyle Are A Threat To Human Progress
Christ, this is just awful. YouTube beggars need to be censored. Or fired into the sun.
Anywho, don't listen to this fucking moron: if you want an oval ring, get the same size you have now. DO NOT GO UP A SIZE. That's fucking stupid. Jesus. This idiot doesn't know anything. He'd fit right in on the Serotta Forum. Or circle-jerking with Peter Verdone.
Oren Cass Hates Poor People Because He Missed Out On The Naked Boys Time With William F. Buckley
And had to settle for that no-homo naked male bonding with Mitt Romney. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Cass is truly exceptional American piece of shit, so look for him to be near the front of the line at the guillotine party.
Because Cass is dumber than dog shit, and an enthusiastic Mitt Romney pissboy, he cannot understand that the best way to eliminate poverty is to give people money. Directly. Send everyone a check. Get the money by taxing Mitt Romney and Bain Capital out of existence. Or at least relevance. That makes the economy work for everybody.
Kirsten Gillibrand Is So Fucking Awful
Christ, she fucking sucks ass. Gillibrand enabled a Roger Stone ratfuck of a Al Franken because she thought it would propel her to the White House, but she doesn't have the fucking balls to call on greasy sex pest like Andrew Cuomo to resign. Fuck her. Dems are fucking worthless, and Gillibrand can be the queen.
Excellent News From Brazil
Lula xtra livre. This is some good shit. Lula can run next year, and possibly Brazil will have a chance to undo some of the damage wrought by Bolsonaro.
Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Andrew Cuomo Is A Fucking Greasy Scumbag, And All The Neolib Rapey Uncle Joe Stans Are Having A Sad Over It
The establishment Dems, KHive scum, and Rapey Uncle Joe enablers are all so very butthurt over this disgusting Andrew Cuomo shit coming out. Coumo is a fucking creep, and he should fucking resign fucking today. Funny how these hard-right Dems can get away with anything without any of the pissboys or boot lickers saying fucking boo.
Jesus, Rapey Uncle Joe's Disastrous Start Must Have The Pissboys And Boot Lickers Quite Terrified
I have no idea who Alexander Reid Ross Sorkin is, but holy shit he is guzzling that piss with a gusto you usually on see on the Majority Report when Ben Dixon is on. This whole sad little screed just screams terror from every line. He does a great job making those people, Jimmy Dore and the rest, seem like the good guys, though. Nice job, dipshit. Ross teaches at one of Oregon's, and the nation's, least competitive universities, so I guess we can assume he didn't make the cut for Lawyers, Guns & Money at some point in the past. Ross was even too slimy for the SPLC! He loves him the taste of that neolib jackboot, tho. Mmm, mmm, good.
Finally, The Truth About Steven Crowder Soliciting Underage Trans People For Sex
Not exactly a shock or anything. Getting Lowder with Crowder in Prison is gonna be a great reality show on NewsMaxTV. Coming soon!
Kirsten Gillibrand Is A Fatuous Neolib Cunt
Remember when this fucking assclown thought hounding Al Franken out of the Senate over nothing would launch her into the White House? Well, the moron Kirsten Gillibrand is not so very very upset of Andrew Cuomo. What a fucking cunt. Gillibrand was always a very transparent neolib shitbag, but now it's hilariously apparent to everyone. Sad. Thank, Trump!
Monday, March 8, 2021
Also Too, Dragging The Neolib Simp Sam Seder Is One Of The Few Things Keeping America Greater Again
Heh. The fake left is killing us. But shitting on the fake left is pretty fun.
So, Jamie Peck Will No Longer Be A Professional Seder Simp
It's bad for your health! It melts your brain! Now Seder and Emma Vigeland will get those MSDNC jobs for sure. And Emma Vigeland will be working for John Thune or Ted Cruz by 2025, anyway.
Sunday, March 7, 2021
David Sirota's Thing Has A Pretty Nifty Fisking Of Nasty Neolib Shitbag Kyrsten Sinema
David Sirota's uncorks a vigorous fisking all over Kyrsten Sinema for being a vile conservative whore. Cool. But we have to do a better job of weeding out these scumbags like Sinema. I mean, it's no good if people like this don't get culled early. It was pretty obvious that once she got into office in DC that Sinema was gonna suck up as much dirty cash as she could as fast as she could. She should have been hounded from office long before she even thought about the US Senate, but the Dems are fucking neolib shitbags who love conservatives most of all, so Sinema is all fucking set. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Get On Board: The Drive For $25
The minimum wage needs to be at least $25 an hour, so any one from the center to the left should be advocating for that and leaving the Fight for 15 nonsense behind. Even CNBC knows it, and agrees with it, really, if you read the actual article, but they can't quite make the headline truthful because it would freak the oligarchs and their pissboys who watch CNBC out too much...
Saturday, March 6, 2021
Somehow Harvard Manages To Keep Lowering The Bar
Larry Summers. Alan Dershowitz. Almost every student. Yet, Harvard will always find a way to be even more hilariously grotesque. It's the one true talent of that institution. Nothin' dumber than a rich guy at Harvard...
The Drive For $25
If the "left" in the US ever wants to have any success raising the minimum wage or helping working class and poor people, it's time to lose this $15 nonsense and begin the Drive For $25. Otherwise, they're just jerking off.
Friday, March 5, 2021
Hugo! Chavez!
Jesus, it's hard to believe it's been eight fuckin' years. Venezuela has done such an astounding job fighting off the United States over those years. Chavez would be proud of his wonderful country and the amazing Venezuelan people. Human garbage like Joe Biden and Barack Obama and George W. Bush and Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are still alive, though. Fuck.
Hey, Dems! How's That $15 Minimum Wage 'Done Deal' Going?
Rapey Uncle Joe is a fuckin' liar. And the Dems sucked his scabrous limp prick just to stop fucking Sanders. Conservatives are fucking scum. The only satisfaction we'll get is watching the Dems get fucking slaughtered next year. Warnock and Stacey Abrams might as well not even run. Those two fucking idiots are dead meat. The rest of the destruction will be even worse for the Dems. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
There's Nothing More Hilariously Dumb In These United States Than National Review
None of these soft-headed weirdos have been the same the naked boys-only swimming with William F. Buckley ended. Now they're just fatuous boot-licking creeps without any joy of naked time with their idiot king. If the whole lot of 'em mushed together could flicker a half-watt bulb, they'd probably be mortified at their state, but as they are now, they just wallow in their flaccid ignorance and shabby bigotry. Sad. Thanks, Buckley.
Fuckin' Mikey Duggan Shoulda Kept His Stupid Mick Fuckin' Mouth Shut
Somebody musta told the Mick mayor Mikey Duggan to back the fuck off and think for a fucking second. So this is becoming a fucking clown show, as you would expect when Micks and booze get together to run a city. I mean, I assume Duggan was drunk. That would make the most sense. Get your fuckin' shots people. The J&J is as good as any of them as far as anyone really knows since each vaccine was tested for like a week, mostly to see if it did anything at all or caused people to drop dead immediately from a bad reaction. Beyond that it's all conjecture. Fucking Mick mayors. Jaysus.
Cenk Uygur And TYT Stans Are, Like Seder Simps, Fucking Children
I guess the only way to hustle is to hustle. Grifters gonna grift, but christ, this is pretty fucking hilarious. It's gonna make him money from the literal dummies on the fake left, tho, so...
Kyrsten Sinema Is Just Fucking Gross
Simply a vile human being. A shabby neolib grifter with her hand out waiting for the next chance to fail upward. Sad. But she's not the most disgusting Dem we have right now. She is one of the more disappointing, though. At least she hasn't raped anyone as far as we know yet. The fact that she's voting against the interests of the people in her state is just banal atrocity in our exceptional America.
So, Baggers, Is Trump President Again? Trust The Plan? The Storm Is Here? Q?
Hillary and Obama executed by Trump? Deep state vanquished? Disloyal Republicans in GITMO? Well?
Thursday, March 4, 2021
Time To Drop The Fight For $15 And Demand The Drive For $25
A $15 minimum wage mighta meant something useful in 2001, but after a fucking generation without a $15 minimum wage, it is now time to set our sights on the Drive For $25, which is were the minimum wage should be in 2021.
Heckuva Job With That Canyon Handlebar, Krauts
Jesus. Those fucking bars sure are light. Nice job, Canyon. Bars and seatposts are not really problems if they fail catastrophically, right? The Krauts might wanna do a little bit better of a job keeping an eye on the manufacturing of that shit in China, too...
So, It's March 4th...Is Trump President Again?
Rapey Uncle Joe and Kamala in prison? Obama, Hillary. Deep State defeated? Well? Is that fat orange retard back or no?
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
Reminder: The US Minimum Wage Needs To Be At Least $24 In 2021--And Indexed To Inflation
This fight for $15 nonsense was outdated ten years ago. Now, since the Dems have shown that they're scum-sucking liars and Rapey Uncle Joe apologists, it's time to reset the conversation.
The new talking point should be $25 minimum wage, indexed to inflation and productivity.
Any candidate running in any race from any party who does not support should not receive a single vote. Stand up for yourselves. Christ.
Stillwithering Hildos And KHive Shitheads Are Having A Real Sad Today After Bernie's Revenge
Neera Tanden is a synecdoche for every fucking vile Hildo and KHive slut today, and that is fucking lovely. Eat shit assholes. Rapey Uncle Joe will continue to destroy all hope for the future, but today at least all the bad people are in pain.
What Happened To Neera Tanden Was Not At All Racist: Being A Corrupt, Hateful, Hard-Right Conservative, Screaming Idiot, And Vile Cunt Is Not A Race
The disgusting corrupt Hildo whore Neera Tanden got exactly what she deserved: humiliation and failure. Miriam Yeung must be some kinda mental-defective if she thinks what happened to Tanden was anything to do with race--being a proud, queer Asian immigrant woman doesn't make you very bright, apparently. Tanden was a professional neolib cunt and corrupt as fuck, and everyone who wasn't a fucking corrupt, right-wing cunt as well hated her fucking guts all along, so they took a chance to make her eat shit in the most hilarious and public way. Awesome. Thanks, Hillary!
After Jimmy Dore's #ForceTheVote, There's No Excuse Not To Shit On Sam Seder And His Seder Simps With Alacrity
With the help of folks like JD, Rapey Uncle Joe's administration has unmasked sooooo many fake leftists and shameless pissboys. Never trust anyone with an MSDNC gig. And Emma Vigeland is just dumber than dog shit. Rich-kid Republicans from NJ have nothing useful to say about anything, ever; in five years she'll be working for Mitch McConnell or John Thune. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Ibis Could Charge Less For Their Bikes If They Stopped Subsidizing Idiots
Why the fuck would you give free shit to fucking clueless morons? Like, these YouTube beggars don't know shit about fucking bikes. But Ibis gives them shit for free. Brilliant! Jesus.
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
Neera Tanden Is Sick To Death Of All The Winning!
Bwahahahahahahahhhahahhahahhhahahahahhahaahahhahhahhah!
That vile bitch Neera Tanden has been canceled, and that is a beautiful thing. Nice going, Rapey Uncle Joe.
So. Much. Fucking. Winning.
Vernon Jordan: What A Sellout Piece Of Shit Uncle Tom Looked Like
Holy fuckballs, Vernon Jordan sucked ass. He mighta grown up poor, and he mighta fought for civil rights when he was a young man, but as soon as someone showed him the white man's money, well, there was Vernon Jordan doin' a little dance and singin' a song for the Massa who was payin' him that cash. That motherfucker was lookin' for the payday all along and selling out was his business plan. Fucking being Bill Clinton's black friend, especially after Ricky Ray Rector, was about the most humiliating thing any Tom could hope for and Jordan fucking wallowed in it.
Those Stupid Killer Whales Are Pretty Frikkin' Cool
Them cranky old ladies gettin' it done. We should help those dumb fishes out by putting each one in an individual above-ground pool at a theme park. They'd probably like that shit.
Monday, March 1, 2021
The Dems Were All Lying About Supporting A $15 Minimum Wage
The entire leadership simply lied about it: Rapey Uncle Joe; the KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris Is A Cop; Pelosi; Schumer; all of them were full of shit. The only reason they won't raise the minimum wage is because they don't want to. If you voted for them, well, you suck.
Twits Are Everywhere!
Raise their taxes!! It's amazing how fucking clueless most people are. But hey, spend more money! Derp! Jesus.
Daniel Roebuck Sounds Like A Fucking Teabagging Idiot--And This Letterman/Leno Stuff Is Horseshit
Roebuck sounds like a fucking fundie creep. And the reality is that Johnny Carson despised Jay Leno and continued to write jokes for Letterman after Letterman went to CBS. Of course, Leno is a fucking creep too, so he probably loves a gross weirdo like Daniel Roebuck. The only one who looked good in that whole shitshow was Letterman, because he was actually talented, and we know what a fucking bastard Letterman was...
Sunday, February 28, 2021
1996 Colnago C40
Carbon done right. Most assuredly not Chinese carbon garbage. Steel fork and threaded headset. Absolutely beautiful bike that looks like a proper road racing bike. Even the Dura-Ace stuff doesn't really bother me anymore. I'd buy one new today if I could and not just to piss people off...
Every Greasy Neolib Piece Of Shit Moron Loves Mario Cuomo
I mean, these four are some of the dumbest motherfuckers you can find on the gods-damned planet. Joyce Vance, Michael Goodnough, Soledad O'Brien, and Joy "I've Been Hacked, Faggots" Reid are all the grossest of establishment Dem piss-guzzlers. And they all were sucking that fucking corrupt scumbags dick because they hated Trump. Sad. Thanks, Mario.
Saturday, February 27, 2021
If You Thought Nothing Could Possibly Make Journey Worse, You Were Wrong...
Sweet motherfucking jesus, this song sucks.
National Review's Number Four Nitwit Kyle Smith Is Not A Smart Or Handsome Boy
His mommy way lying to him all along. That bitch! Very stupid and ugly reactionary boys like Kyle have been saying that coronavirus is over for over a year now, and, while they will be right eventually if they don't die of coronavirus (Inshallah), they are very wrong again. Conservatives are not smart so they never ask questions when the bullshit fits their stunted and debased world view, so whatever Kyle Smith says about anything, assume he's completely fucking wrong every single fucking time, and you will be wicked good. Every day of poor little Kyle's life has been one humiliating defeat after another. If only Bill Buckley was still alive to take young Kyle naked all-male swimming again!
Friday, February 26, 2021
TERFS, Bigots, Transphobes, Racists, And All Other Breeds Of Conservative Coward Should Be Rounded Up And Fired Into The Sun
These frail little reactionary cowards like Frank Mir and Terry Schilling are nothing more shabby bigots and insane fundie assholes. To a person conservatives are all dumber than dog shit. Being a conservative is always a sign of severe mental defect, and we shouldn't have to put with this threadbare ignorant hatred and racism and bigotry any longer. Mir and Schilling are most likely self-hating closet cases, too. They pick on the most vulnerable children they can because they're fucking cowards. It's time every decent human being stood up to these vile bastards.
Not Breaking News: Rapey Uncle Joe Was Never Serious About A $15 Minimum Wage
Remember when all the pissboys and Seder Simps and other miserable neolib cocksuckers were telling the stupid dirty proles that a $15 minimum wage was a done deal because Rapey Uncle Joe AND Kamala Harris Is A Cop AND Pelosi AND Schumer were all on board, so shut the fuck up you smelly gross centrists and center-left hippies?
Let's just say that ain't never gonna happen. Rapey Uncle Joe lied again. Who knew?
Anyone Who Was Dumb Enough To Vote For The Dems Is Getting Everything They Deserve
Holy shit, the Dems are fucking useless. Mitch McConnell obliterated every rule, every tradition, every law to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do whenever the fuck he wanted. The GOP has even fired the Senate parliamentarian in a 50-50 Senate because the parliamentarian was obstructing the GOP agenda. Here's a pro tip: never, ever vote for the fucking Democrats. Jesus.
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Maybe You Think Lil Jimmy Surowiecki, Not Choate's Biggest Embarrassment, Is Simply PRETENDING To Be An Utter Dipshit And Neolib Pissboy
But you would be so very wrong. Entertainment Tonight's littlest fan is genuinely stupid AND a fucking boot-licking beta cuck establishment pissboy. He's fulfilled like few people are when he's licking shit-covered jackboots and guzzling from his pissbucket. But he's not nearly the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to Choate as they have Ivanka Trump, Paul Giamatti, and a history of herpes-ridden rapey teachers just for starters.
Your Band Could Be Your Life's Last Show
Jesus christ, this freekin' BOOK was 6 years ago. How the fuck does that happen.
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
Neera Tanden Is Sick To Death Of All The Winning!
Winning! Hey, indeedy. Guess Tanden shouldn't have been such a bitch to Joe Man Chin's drug daughter. Ooopsie.
Always good to see a piece of shit like Tanden get humiliated in Washington.
Rapey Uncle Joe is fighting harder for Tanden than for any $2000 checks going out the door...
Tuesday, February 23, 2021
Snarky Rich Guy And Fatuous Dem Establishment Pissboy Kevin M. Kruse Simply Adores The Taste Of Rapey Uncle Joe's Dirty Dirty Boots
Clearly the only time Kruse is hard now is when he's licking the shit off Rapey Uncle Joe's boots. Must be nice to be a rich white guy with a sinecure at Princeton who is satisfied guzzling neolib piss for the rest of his life. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Kruse was never getting any checks because, ya know, Princeton, rich guy, all that shit, so the Prof don't give a fuck that you ain't ever gettin' you fukkin' $2000 check. Rapey Uncle Joe's boots are not going to lick themselves...
Vittoria Is Apparently Not Going Under--Nice
Big expansion in Italy and shit, so I guess the company is not on the verge of being liquidated and the brand name sold for scrap. Cool. Now get to work improving the Agarro by making the skinny 2.35 version a true 2.4 that's about 100g less per tire. Thanks.
Monday, February 22, 2021
Bari Weiss Is One Of The Dimmest Of The Racist Reactionary Dim Bulbs
I mean, jesus christ, this fuckin' thing has to be a parody, but it ain't. Weiss is serious about this shit, and holy shitballs, she monumentally fucking dumb. That blithering hard-right idiot and racist shitbag Jodi Shaw is as least as demented as Weiss herself, and Smith is lucky to be rid of her. Makes the whole school smell a little bit nicer. At least plenty of folks had a good time laughing at Weiss over this inanity, so that's somethin'.
Welp, Time Pedals Are Gonna Be Junk Real Soon--They Got SRAMmed!!
Ugh. Imagine how high-quality those Chinese-made Time road pedals are gonna be...Can't wait for the Chinese SRAM SX Eagle mountain pedal...
Sunday, February 21, 2021
Manny Fidel Might Have Written The Dumbest Thing By Any "Progessive" Not Just For 2021, But For The Next 10,000 Years
Stanning for AOC and Liz The Snake Warren in 2021 brands you as a stupendously fatuous boot-licker. This is the opposite of progress. Until "progessives" and any true leftists out there are willing and able to identify enemies of progress like AOC and Warren, well, the entire nation is fucked. If nothing else, Warren's role in the campaign became clear when she accepted a reported $14 million of dark money to stay in the race long enough to doom Sanders, and AOC and her FraudSquad could have gotten some real concessions from Pelosi OR removed Pelosi from her post as Speaker but did nothing at all. (Everyone would be better off if Pelosi was no longer Speaker!) Anyone who is still drinking that piss now and believing anything is "progressive" about AOC or The Snake is a fucking imbecile, so nice job, Manny.
When You Got Country In Your Punk And Punk In Your Country, You Got...Mekons
Yes, Mekons. But unlike some dumb shit out and about in this shitty old world, this PopMatters piece does credit those Mekons and Fear and Whiskey. So, cool.
Saturday, February 20, 2021
Friday, February 19, 2021
Racist Reactionary Hildo Fucktards Suck AND Blow Harder Than Any MAGA CHUD
Conservative Dems are just gross. Hildos and other right-wing Dems are the lowest form of life on the fucking planet. Their slut queen Neera Tanden is getting cucked by Joe Man Chin tho, and I'm totally here for it.
Joe Manchin Is The Hero America Needs Now To Stop The Toxic Neera Tanden From Destroying Liberty
Thank the gods for a great American like Joe Man Chin. Neera Tanden is a vile harpy and will destroy America if not stopped now. Joe Man Chin is a brave beautiful patriot and hero; he's nothing like the coward Bernie Sanders.
Yo! Rapey Uncle Joe Was Never Gonna Send You That $2000 Check
It was all a lie. Rapey Uncle Joe lied. Ossoff and Warnock lied. Schumer and Pelosi lied. If you voted for the Dems, you're a chump and getting every single fucking thing you deserve. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Fun Neo-Vintage Wussy Thing From Cincinnati Of All Places--Add 12 Years!!
Old & getting older. But people who love Wussy really love Wussy...
Reminder: By 2025, GOP Rich Girl Trustfundbaby Faildaughter And Chief Seder Simp Emma Vigeland Will Be A Press Flack For A GOP Senator
Emma Vigeland is conservative in her bones. She'll be joyfully guzzling the fetid GOP piss straight from Bitch McConnell's bucket by 2025.
Thursday, February 18, 2021
So, It's Been A While Since We Checked On Toxic Lunatic Sady Doyle, And OMFG...
What the actual fuck. MY kid would hate me using a deadname, but Sady's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs. We already know that Sady Doyle was an incredibly toxic, mendacious, bad-faith actor and neolib shill and as such both dumber than dog shit AND bugfuck crazy. Now it's Jude Ellison S. Doyle. Jesus christ. Doyle has a kid and husband who are surely being tortured by grotesque whackjob. I mean, it is funny in a sickening way, and Doyle was always clearly acting in bad-faith at every turn as a neolib shill slobbering the piss from every bucket they could get their hands on, so this is a continuation of the pretty obvious shabby grift on their part which comprised the totality of their "career", but they have a fucking family who sure as hell didn't sign up for this screaming shitshow. Let's pray to jesus fucking christ who loves us all so fucking much that those sorry bastards get the fuck away from Doyle ASAPy-like.
It's Never A Good Day To Be Ted Cruz, But Today...
Jesus. Cruz probably employs a chief of staff or executive advisor who is supposed to tell him in no uncertain terms when he's doing something incredibly fucking stupid in public but never listens to that person because who could be smarter than screaming imbecile Ted Cruz in Ted Cruz's demented mind. So you get this shit. Heh, indeedy. Thanks, Biden.
Wednesday, February 17, 2021
A Truly Exceptional American Day! Creepy Fat Racist Pedo Junkie Rush Limbaugh Is Dead!!
A great day for America and all Americans! Yes, it came 70 years too late, but now our world is a little bit smarter, smells a little bit better, and seems a little bit more hopeful without that miserable dumb racist closet-case pedophile and gross fat junkie Rush Limbaugh in it. If only hell could be a real place so that Rush Limbaugh and his ugly misshapen skull could endure an eternity of violation and torture at the hand of spiky-cocked rape demons for the unending amusement of Satan and the legion of the condemned. Oh, well. At least the fucker's finally dead. I hope he was terrified and alone and died with shit in his diaper.
Americans Are Wondering What Door That $2000 Check Went Out
It's been like a year or some shit, and Rapey Uncle Joe still hasn't sent that promised $2000 check out ANY fucking doors. Weird. It's almost like that creepy senile old bastard lied about about that shit. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Rapey Uncle Joe Could Stop Collecting All Federal Student Loans Today, But He Ain't Gonna
Imagine being so fucking demented that you support a senile old creep like Rapey Uncle Joe. Jesus fucking christ on a polo pony, Dems are disgusting. The Feds own more than 90% of all student loans now, and Biden could stop collecting on them today, helping lots of folks and giving the economy a massive boost. But he won't because he's a gross old senile racist rapist. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
And Will Bunch is a dope, too. Rapey Uncle Joe's biggest failure has been the $2000 checks scam.
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Chris Froome's New Apartheid Team Bike Is Probably Chock Full O' Lance Armstrong Brand PEDs Stuffed In The Tubes For Him, But He's Right About Discs
Chris Froome apparently knows two things: how to gorge himself on performance enhancing drugs without getting caught each and every time leading to a lifetime ban, and about road disc brakes. That's impressive, as Froome never seemed like the brightest bulb on the tree. Two whole things. Too bad he's riding for a team even more hilariously gross than Team Sky.
Texas: It's Like A Whole Other Retarded Racist Reactionary Country...Pretty Much Somalia, Without The Charm
Texas is a failed state. Like Kansas under Brownback, only more offensively stupid and nasty. Gotta think that jesus is finally giving Texas exactly what those disgusting motherfuckers deserve--kinda like what the GOP has been doing all along...
Hey Kids, When This Bike Bubble Pops, Say Bye-Bye To Cannondale And GT And The Rest Of Dorel, Too
Very stable geniuses all around. If you wanna make a Wall Street bet, shorting Dorel is probably gonna be a real good one. Of course, Dorel woulda been fucked under CCM, too, but now the evil reckoning most likely will come much more suddenly. Sad. Thanks, Biden.
Monday, February 15, 2021
Wicked Vital Doge Content
Way more important than whatever neolib horseshit the FraudSquad is up to today. Doge is probably the most important icon in modern human history. Without her we are truly lost.
Glenn Greenwald Has Fun Fisking The Sleezeball Grifters From The Lincoln Project
Who would have ever guessed that lifelong hard-right reactionary racists and liars would be creepy rapists and ghouls as well! Greenwald certainly has fun kickin' 'em when they're down. Being a conservative is a sure sign of severe mental defect. Being a creepy sex pest and abuser, too, no doubt.
Senate Is On VayKay & You Ain't Ever Gettin' That $2000 Check That's Not Goin' Out The Door On Day One
David Sirota is one of the people bitching pretty much constantly over this fucking horseshit from Rapey Uncle Joe about $2000 checks, so that's good. Every motherfucking American should be on strike now till they get their fuckin' checks. But Americans are fucking pussies.
Unless you are complete fucking dipshit, never vote for a Dem ever again.