Belichick Brings The Funfetti

Bill Belichick is by all accounts a stupendous asshole, Andover, Wesleyan, Bob Kraft's vaudeville review, but he is by all accounts also the sort of guy who doesn't like to leave things to chance.  The Patsies have been a soulless robot under Belichick's control--the way the otherwise unremarkable Tom Brady stepped into his role while the machine continued apace--and Belichick has never been bashful about using and abusing any and all means to keep his robot functioning at the highest level.  Would Belichick cheat to win when someone else might balk?  Would Belichick also cheat just in case?