Please Jeebus, Let's Have This Vile Dershowitz And Clinton Stuff Be True

How glorious would this be if the scandal and the disgusting crimes manage to destroy both the Clintons and Alan Dershowitz!  Dershowitz is clearly lying out his ass about this shit, and as bad as the allegations are, if Dershowitz gets fucked, it will be the best fucking day in the history of human civilization.  Destroying the Clinton family reputation will just be a huge bonus our way.