Some Assholes Shot Up The French Onion

French Onion--see?--French Onion--SEE WHAT I DID THERE??  Really more like an astoundingly blasphemous French Mad magazine, but that's not important.  Purportedly these were some scary Mooslims with guns, but as much as the teabaggers and reactionary Fox "News" fuckwits want to scream about TERRORISM, ISLAMIC TERRORISM, we really don't know who these assholes were yet, only that they had guns and displayed many of the characteristics of American fundamentalist christian criminal lunatics, so maybe those assholes were in fact American christian guntard teabaggers!