Robert E. Lee: A REAL American Hero

Unlike some people, Robert E. Lee was a true American hero--and today is a fine day to celebrate him.  Lee never did anything to disturb the peace of America like certain other people.  Lee never violated the trust of the good white people of the south.  Lee never caused trouble.  Lee was not a motherfucking commie.  Lee was the kind of guy jesus would like to have a beer with, unlike some other people you mighta heard about.