George Zimmerman Might Yet Be The Best News Of 2015

With gods' love on our side, 2015 might be the year we get the best George Zimmerman news we can hope for at this point, and we will rejoice with drinking and merriment because all of humanity has been blessed with entertainment and happiness and blood of evil.  Too late, but blessed nonetheless.  We will thank the gods and laugh our gods-damned asses off.