The Running Of The Fools

The stooopid will never die...  Even the lowest-levels establishment pissboys will never dare an independent thought or deed.  Welcome to your America, assholes!

Teabaggers Are The Religious Right And They Are Racist Scum

Via Digby, we get a signal boost of this brilliant analysis of the true origins of the Religious Right--aka Teabaggers--in the United States.  These nasty dipshits are the retarded rump of American society, the ignorant racist fuckers who have been the real enemy of freedom and progress since somebody started thinking that freedom and progress might be a pretty good idea.  They are the same as they ever were, and they were first mobilized to fight for racial segregation.  Welcome to your real America, assholes!

Virag's Movie Reviews: Escape Plan (2013)

Sam Neill?  Vincent D'Onofrio?  What the hell were they doing in this thing?  This flick was creakier than Stallone and Schwarzenegger put together.  About the only thing we did learn from this piece of shit is that Jim Caviezel is quite possibly the worst actor working today.  Escape Plan was insulting dumb, sure, but much worse is that it was boring; at only about two hours, it felt three times as long, with 0% entertainment.  This is such a good candidate for worst movie ever made with budget over $970.

A-10s Are Too Good For You

The A-10 has been on the verge of extinction for generations now.  The plane is too good at what it does and does it too inexpensively.  As far as results go, though, it is hard to beat.  It's like a winter car that can take a beating and still get you home, even if you'd rather have a stupidly expensive and unreliable Quattroporte instead.  The A-10 is really good at keeping ground troops alive and keeping A-10 pilots alive, but the defense profiteers can't make the big bucks with the A-10 doing its job.  Nice job, Chuckles.  Obama did a great job picking Hagel.

Patrick Moore And Sean Hannity In A Koch-Sucking Circle Jerk

When a world-class fucktard like Patrick Moore goes on the tee vee with a fucking numbskull like Sean Hannity, well, it's as least as pathetic as you'd expect.  Moore and Hannity are all over themselves trying to get the splooge on the Koch brothers' cookie first so they can eat the prize of a jizz-covered cookie and get an approving pat on the head from their masters.  And a big check, of course.

Andrew Cuomo Sucks The Big One

Mario's idiot kid is a maxi-douche and exactly the kind of ineffectual, rock-ribbed conservative Democrat we all don't need.  Cuomo being a huge asshole is nothing new. 

America's Kievs

Would any U.S. president, Republican or Democrat, allow armed protests in the heart of D.C. demanding the removal of the current government?  Would these protests be removed with only the gentlest of tactics?  Or would the U.S. government destroy such a movement with brutal, murderous violence and call it legal?  Exactly.

Yikes, NBC Is Sucking So Hard Now

At one time, NBC had Johnny Carson followed by David Letterman, and now they have Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers?  Holy shit, how does that happen?  Sure, we know that Carson and Letterman were both utter bastards, but they delivered something at least watchable most of the time.  Then Leno came and was simply horrid, but Fallon and Meyers are such unlikeable, unwatchable, and untalented hacks, the only question is to wonder who exactly is responsible for this fucking train wreck.

Now maybe NBC can go all the way and get the execrable Fred Armisen--the man who couldn't break the Mekons--to bring his astoundingly unfunny Portland show to the peacock network.

Dictionary Definition Of Utter Moron

Matt Birk.  This dipshit was on the Joe Scarborough Morning Dead Intern Show this morning.  Just from lookin' at him, I could see he was a skeevy-looking asshole, and then I used the interwebs to see I was once again correct in my assessment that Birk is the perfect example of a Big Dumb Fuck, as well as the fact that Harvard is a complete joke as soon as you know any one thing--buy the name if you must, but please understand that anyone who knows that one thing will know that Harvard is little more than an obscenely over-privileged douchebag version of the Indiana State Night School.

Political Song for Closet-Case Arizona Teabaggers to Sing

Harry Reid Stands Up To Koch-Sucking Liars

And the teabaggers and Fox "News" are not happy about it!  Reid, being pretty much a douchenozzle, is not the ideal leader on this, but good for him for being one of the few elected leaders to stand up and say this shit in public.  The Koch brothers are financing the coordinated lying, and the Koch-sucking teabaggers are doing the dirty work.

Jan Brewer: Cornered Like A Rat

Literally.  She had no choice, but that doesn't mean that she's anything other than a vile, reactionary dipshit.

Run, Jeb, Run!

We need this.  Jeb Bush attempting to run for president would be one of those Brobdingnagian cock-ups capable of providing sickening, high-calorie entertainment for an entire generation.  Please run, Jeb, you fucking dipshit.  Run!

The Most Awesome Or Scariest News Of The Week

Farscape. Movie.  What a glorious disaster that could be!  What a glorious disaster this will almost surely be!  A movie is a risk, but I am almost giggly over the prospect that somebody has the balls to put even an American c-note into this.  Hell, I like entertainment.

Alec Baldwin: A New King Of Comedy?

I think MSNBC sucks donkey balls, too, but I can't help but wonder if Baldwin is doing some performance art or some shit here.  MSNBC knew Baldwin, and certainly Baldwin should have known the real scoop on MSNBC.  Maybe it's all some kinda' put-on.  At this point it's the most likely scenario.

This Is Not A Love Song, Either

Even Yet Still More Agony Of Welfare Academia

Loomis is being willfully obtuse because of some sort of jealousy or other silly personal pique, I hope.  I mean, I would like to believe that Loomis understands what Chomsky was saying, but then again...

Nixon personally liberal?  Nixon a liberal in the classic or modern sense?  Or Nixon an effectively liberal president compared to the likes of Obama and Clinton because of the political orientation of establishment politics back then compared to these days?  A point about politics instead of petty horseshit?  Tune in again next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Debbie Dingell Is Younger Than John Dingell, At Least

But so are many fossils.  John Dingell succeeded his father in that seat, so I hope to hell that he has a kid or grandkid to take over after Debbie Dingell decides to pack it in.

Connecticut's Dan Malloy Smacks Louisiana's Bobby Jindal

I get the feeling Malloy is one of his own biggest fans, but why not bitch slap Jindal when he begs for it?  It is too bad that Malloy and Maryland's Martin O'Malley didn't really unload on that creep Jindal.

Harold Ramis

Was 69!  He was a part of some funny movies and some really awful ones; dead at 69 today.  Stripes.  Caddyshack.