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The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Will Never Stop Making America Greater Again--Inshallah

The coronavirus is just the best way so far to remove baggers with the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.

There are many other ways to remove baggers.

Fun ways.

Ways that will make baggers die in pain and terror and indignity for generations to come.

Praise be.

Now The World Knows Putin Is Not As Clever As He Long Pretended

But never underestimate Rapey Uncle Joe's ability to fuck everything up.

And of course, people are gonna keep dying in Ukraine.  As they have been all along.

Probably not gonna hear too much about that shit, tho...

Every Single Ukraine Fluffer Should Be Rounded Up And Fired Into The Sun

Creepy and racist as fuck.

I have no idea what Arron Rupar claims to be, but he's an asshole for sure.

Americans suck so fucking hard.

So That Obvious Horseshit About Ukranian Border Guards Fighting Off A Russian Warship To The Death Was Obvious Horseshit

Those Ukrainians were smarter than National Review, so they get to live.

Thanks, Putin.

All This Creepy, Brainless 'Stand With Ukraine' Shit Is Also Racist AF

White people are the fucking worst.

Jesus.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Not Breaking News: Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Racist Floridaman Barney Bishop III Was Always A Republican

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Floridaman is dumber than dog shit.

Is Finnish PM Sanna Marin The Wife Of The Hydraulic Press Guy?

Crushing NATO with a hydraulic press would be pretty cool.

And the for extra content, they could crush Russia with the press  Very dangerous and they need to deal with it.

The Exceptional American Brave Beautiful Patriotic Bagger Remover Removes A Real Asshole

Jay Mills sounds like a real nasty fucker to me.

And now he's ded.

Heh, indeedy.

The blessed holy bagger remover removed a fucking guntard pig.

The best news.

Thanks, jesus.

Brutal And Merciless Fisking Of Trust Fund Failson Reactionary Creep And CIA-Reject Tucker Carlson Delivered By Alan MacLeod Of The Clan MacLeod

Fuck man, that was rough.

Well done.

Alan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod and MintPress News does not fuck around.

Tucker was such a loser that his dad couldn't even get him into the CIA.  Jesus christ, what a fucking embarrassment.  

Tucker must be the most beta soy boy in the world.

Sad.

thanks, Trump.

That Screaming Asshole Terrell J. 'Russian' Starr, The Dumbest Man On The Planet, Is Gonna Get Himself Killed In Ukraine

Jesus christ, what an asshole.

He probably thinks Ukraine was invaded by the Soviet Union.

I'm fucking sure as shit Starr had never heard of Ukraine until last week. 

Apparently he doesn't call himself "Russian Starr" anymore.

Lmao.

This could be great for comedy

He claims his gay little outfit came from Malcolm Nance.

Let us pray to all the gods that we get the high-calorie funfetti we deserve.

Reactionary Creep Tulsi Gabbard Picks A Side

Tulsi is Team Nazi.

But she always was a reactionary creep, so if you were fooled by Tulsi, keep in mind that the suicide booth is exact change.

Even Yet Still More Republicans Have Always Been Team Nazi

Republicans, conservatives, libertarians, racists, white nationalists, Nazis, all of them have always been the same people all along.

If you can't understand this, suicide booth.

Great News From Clive Palmer--Let's Pray It Gets To Be The Best News

Ded.

The blessed holy bagger remover continues to bring joy to our world.

Thanks, jesus.

Neo-Vintage Kevin Kruse Violating Dinesh D'Souza With An Energetic Drive-By Fisking

Sans lube, but D'Souza liked it

Republicans were always Nazis.

This Blows

Somebody Tell Jimmy Dore He's Still Wrong About The COVID Vaccines

Prevent infection?  Yep.

Prevent transmission? Yep.

Is Jimmy Dore ever gonna tire of being wrong?

Lots Of Republicans Are On Team Nazi

Always have been.

GOP and Nazi are pretty much the same thing.

Always have been.

GOP Leaders, Republicans, Baggers, Conservatives, And Nazis Are All The Same People

Bagger governor admits he's Team Nazi.

If you just found this out today, please note that the nearest suicide booth is exact change only.

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