Friday, April 29, 2022

Rapey Uncle Joe Stans Are Way Fucking Dumber Than Baggers: No Student Debt Forgiveness Edition

At least baggers are clinically retarded.

Establishment, far-right Dems are way more vile and inane.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

To A Man, Free RePubic Baggers Are Pedos And/Or Closet Cases

With baggers, every accusation is a confession.

These creepy, frail cowards are the pedophiles and self-hating closet-cases harming children and themselves.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Trump Really Skullfucking The GOP--Praise Be!

Trump's a walking, talking disaster for the GOP establishment.

Sad.

Thanks, McConnell.

Some Good News From Kansas For Once

One fucking vote.

Nice job, baggers.  One of you miserable fucks did the right thing.

Thanks, Obama.

Rebacks

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Trump Is SO Close On This: McConnell DID Cost Him The 2020 Election

But not after election day because of some insane stolen election nonsense.

McConnell cost Trump the election in October when McConnell pressured Trump to prioritize his, McConnell's, agenda, namely the SCOTUS, over what should have been Trump's priorities, getting another Trump Bucks check out BEFORE the election.

McConnell surely understood this and clearly wanted Trump out after getting his three SCOTUS nominees seated.

Had McConnell wanted Trump to be reelected, he would have pushed for a $2000 check in order to make Trump a lock for  a second term.

Unfortunately for Trump, Trump was way too fucking stupid to see what McConnell's game was and so he lost like a chump to a senile old racist moron who spent most of the campaign sitting in a shit-filled diaper.

Sad.

Thanks, McConnell.

But Who Believes The Dems Would Ever Oppose GOP Priorities

It ain't gonna happen.

Rapey Uncle Joe and his minions are gonna fuck this up, and it's probably gonna end up worse than it is today.

Politically and for the borrowers.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Ben Shapiro Destroyed By Slackers

Who Gives A Shit What Creepy, Reactionary, Boy-Raping Catholic Bigots Say About Anything?

Christianity is stupid.

And priests are all criminals.

Transphobes and creeps can fuck right the fuck off.

Praise be!

Macalester College Student Loans

The Dems Are Gonna Fuck This Student Debt Relief Shit Up So Bad

All the dipshits are gonna be so disappointed.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

BEAVIS!

Floridaman Was Always A Gross Reactionary Dipshit, But Ron DeSantis Is Special Even For Florida

Fucking brilliant.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Nice job, Floridaman.

Let's All Get Ready To Watch Rapey Uncle Joe And President Ron Klain Fuck Up This Student Debt Relief Thing Even More!

 The Democrats!

Debt relief is a sure winner, so the Dems ain't gonna do it.

The GOP hates debt relief, SO THE DEMS SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GONNA DO IT!

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Abortion Carries No Shame

Health care is a personal decision and never anything to be ashamed of.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Healthcare is  a human right.

The blessed holy bagger remover is a wonderful retroactive abortion for racist reactionary assholes.

Praise be.