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TWIV: Somehow Jimmy Dore Is Still Not VINDICATED!

Modern Science And Jaimie Arona Krems And Martie Hasleton Have Discovered That Reactionary Idiots Are Terrified Conservatives Who Do Dumb Reactionary Things

Like religion.

Like hating freedom.

Those are tenets of conservative stupidity.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Krems and Haselton have studied conservative assholes and found backward-ass ignorance and stupidity and screaming fear.

Science!

America Is A Shithole Country, And A Large Reason Why Is The Conservative Establishment

The Dems and the GOP are both rock-ribbed reactionary parties which govern guided by failed conservative principles.

Conservatives is a mental defect.

All you have to do is look at this story on Social Security disability cases.

After two strokes, you should get disability automatically.

And it should be equivalent to at least a living wage.

That would be a start.

Areelin' In Da Yeers

The New York Times Doesn't Get Out Much With The Common Folk

Sure, rich white people are dumb as fuck, but out in the real world with the normal folks, you see lotsa masks.

On the train.

On the bus.

In the stores.

Out and about.

Sure, Cornell is full of stupid asshole, and the Times is a reactionary shitshow, but plenty of decent people who can't afford to get sick or get sick again or get sick again again are way fucking smarter and masked than the NYT demographic.

Ken Langone Is More Disgusting Than Bunghole Cancer And NYU Has Always Sucked Balls

NYU is a shithole.  

Not breaking news.

But reactionary shithead Ken Langone has made NYU worse, waayyy fucking worse.

Shop at Lowe's if you must, but never, ever Home Despot.

Medicare for All would solve our nasty Ken Langone NYU problem.

Olden Tales

Massed

That Reactionary Fool Kathy Hochul Would Like To Remind You To Never, Ever Vote For Dems

Hochul is just a Cuomo in drag.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

All The Cops Are Bastards But The Uvalde Cops Are Somehow Worse

Cops kill.

Cops suck.

Cops are not your friends.

Fuck tha police.

Hard.

Under his eye.

Rapey Uncle Joe Makes The Racist Fox "News" Baggers Butthurt Over The Deployment Of A Kennedy

Fox "News" has not been the same since Bill O'Reilly stopped jamming falafels up his ass while harassing his staff, much the same way National Review has never been the same since creepy naked boy lover William F. Buckley croaked.

Sad.

Now the naked boy loving at NR lacks panache and the screaming fucktardery at Fox "News" is low energy.

And the racism is even more shabby, if that's possible.

Rapey Uncle Joe got those baggers all frothy by dispatching a Kennedy to Ulster.

Heh, indeedy.

It's the only use for any Kennedy: getting the baggers and the Limeys to shit themselves in fear.

Thanks, Joe.

Trump Is The Saddest Old Loser In The World

Such a yuge loser.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Honors In English From Stanford But Writes Like Izzy Ampil?

Hacktastic.  Jesus.  Utter shit.

Next time go to a real school.

I'm surprised this was even considered good enough for Buzzfeed News.

Stanford was always trash, but christ what a shitty writer this person is.

Chux

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Openly Mocking Trump Now

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Ron DeSantis Is The Greatest Hero In American History: Nobody Has Removed More Baggers In The Service Of The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover

Praise be!

DeSantis has killed so many grotesque and ignorant conservative assholes.  The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover literally could not have done it without his help.

Heinous reactionary shitheads like Ron DeSantis and Jimmy Dore are truly doing the lords' work and making America greater again with every ded bagger.

Inshallah.

Jorn Barger: The Line Between Creepy, Innovative Internets Weirdo And Shallow Reactionary Doofus Is A Short One

Jorn Barger is still out there, well-read but oh so fatuous.

All these aspy libertarian creeps used to be weirdest dweebs in the class.

Not all of them were such big Bernie Sanders stans 6-7 years ago or such voracious readers, but nearly all of them turn out to be creepy pests and as deep as a puddle.

Libertarians are dumber than baggers.

Sad.

Thanks, Taki.

A Friendly Reminder: Free RePubic Baggers Really Are This Stupid

Dumber than dog shit.

Baggers are fucking hopelessly, helplessly dumb.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Herschel Walker: Only The Best People--Trump's Picks Are Solid Gold

Jesus fukkin crispy, what a fabulous shitshow Herschel Walker was for our amusement.

Entertainment fucking too-nite.

Now it's over.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.