excellent. coupla' quick things: paplebon blew two big saves to fuck his team during the collapse, and carl crawford is a huge waste of space. of course, david price looked like shit tonight, as he has recently, but the rays had something to win, and they did.
now tom caron is talking about sifting through the rubble. the post game show will not be truly sublime because eck's not there, but jim rice and his stylin' duds will be pretty entertaining. now the death watch starts: tito 'the-least-popular-jackson-brother-evah' francona has to go. the team started like shit, but 20 games lost in september and it has to be bye-bye. maybe theo epstein should go to, but francona's history. remy looks like he's gonna need his prescriptions adjusted right now. 'inexcusable', he says. no shit. 20 losses in the last month of the season. now they're talking about the trade deadline failures. that's epstein. oops. papelbon's a free agent. he's certainly going out a loser. literally. maybe the yanks can pick him up for the 6th inning of games cheap; they can go papelbon, soriano, roberts, mariano. remy'll probably have to be on suicide watch unless he's a huge bruins fan and big drinker.
caron's writing off francona. jim rice says the team didn't work hard enough. holy shit, it's been 10 minutes, and even the jerkoffs in the studio are hanging the manager out to dry. fucking awesome! this is the redsox and boston sports in general at their best. they're miserable happy losers who just don't know what to do if they win. they'd rather cry than smile. wah wah wah. gotta love it.
meanwhile, the yankees are going about their business and don't have to play the miracle rays in the first series so they won't see them till next year. and hell, even if they go out in the alds, they did better than the sox so it's a successful season in new york.
francona looks like a condemned man. say he comes back next season and the team starts 3 and 15. he'll be gone so fucking fast it'll make his head spin and glasses fly off, so it's probably better if they just fire him tomorrow and get it over with. i know that teams are not supposed to step on the playoffs with high-profile firings, but maybe the sox ownership will be so fucking tweaked that they'll can tito and theo tomorrow in a spasm of frustration. 7 and 20 in september blows moose cock.
tom caron is talking like an old timey sox fan, expecting the worst and knowing that the sox will always find a way to fail. that's the way it should be. the sox, celtics, patriots and bruins are no fun when they win; boston is so much more entertaining when their teams lose in the most embarrassing ways possible. talking up a bruins preseason game is the only thing they can do now. fucking beautiful.
and the braves lose, too, and that's always good. too bad that the cardinals and that hateful bastard larussa couldn't lose, too. fuckers.
now caron is walking back the fire francona talk. somebody musta motherfucked him up and down during the commercial. the first feeling is right, though. tito's toast. 'change the attitude in the clubhouse' from rice. maybe big jim needs to go down and kick some ass to get those clowns going! gonzalez is talking about god's plan. what a fucking moron. if jeebus cared about adrian fucking gonzalez, that would be about the most pathetic thing anyone could imagine. maybe god can pay gonzalez's fucking salary for this season. asshole. most of these guys should just keep their idiot mouths shut. and apparently gonzalez is bad luck, so he might wanna reconsider that god bullshit. maybe allah would do more to help gonzalez get world series ring or at least his teams into the post-season. big poopy looks like he's gonna cry. maybe he can run away to south america with manny. papelbon looked like he was gonna cry, too. what a pussy. highly paid losers. they certainly should bring back wakefield. he's totally useless, so he fits right in. 'if theo's still around. if terry's still around'. sweet jesus, rice is vicious. i think he wants the job. that would be fun to watch, anyway.
that evan longoria from desperate housewives looks pretty happy in his postgame interview. very nice for him with his show ending and stuff.
tom caron must've been rehearsing his historic bitch and moan routine in the mirror. like redsox teams of old, he said. fuck yah. heartbreakers. losers. cancer boy lester says papelbon is the best closer in baseball. really? what team was he watching? fucking douchebag. now he's making excuses. epstein's looking a little green. he probably hopes that sacrificing francona will be enough to save his job. he looks like he's hoping to get the chance to fire francona and not find himself fired first. two consecutive years of failure. ruh roh. sorry, charlie, the best teams in baseball are playing this weekend. it sounds like epstein just threw tito under an express bus. papelbon for a few, and it's over. the sox post game goes out on a low low note. booo-hoooooo.
what a great day for america. the devil rays love america. the orioles love america. america loves them back.
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