Thursday, December 1, 2011

santa should bring iran a nuke

the best thing that could happen for the world would be if santa brought iran a shiny new nuclear weapon.  countries with nuclear weapons don't get bombed back to the stone age.  north korea is safe and happy in its silly little world, but iraq and libya are steaming piles of shit because they didn't have the very fashionable and scary nuclear weapons.  if the united states or israel or one of those other fuckers decides to bomb iran, lots of innocent people will suffer for no good reason.  the first duty of every leader of every crappy little country--especially one that lives on top of america's god-given oil--is to get a nuclear weapon so that the united states and nato will not attack you.  for shitty third-world countries, nuclear weapons are the best life-saving social programs ever devised.

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