Syria Gaffes, Syria Diplomacy, The Pool, The Pond

The pond be good for you.  Irregardless (sic) of how it happened--and let's be honest it was probably a pretty typical John Kerry mushmouthed fuckup--Obama should take this diplomacy thing and it use to NOT bomb innocent Syrians with Boeing's finest and most expensive munitions AND use the diplomacy thing as a cudgel with which he can abuse the teabagger assholes in the Congress as a fun bonus.  That would be perfectly fine, since the Syrians will never be a threat to the United States, so bombing them would be the basest atrocity.