Fish-In-A-Barrel But Funny Ted Nugent And Greg Abbott Fisking

So what if it is almost too easy?  Ted Nugent is a seriously skeevy, deranged teabagger--though these days his aspect is that of someone who has suffered a debilitating stroke or other severe trauma, so under normal circumstances we should not be making fun of him, but fuck him--and the Democrats and their surrogates should be broadcasting this story constantly right up until election day.  Ted Nugent is a draft-dodging coward, sexual predator and sexual deviant, and guntard teabagger, so let's beat the Abbott campaign over the head with this cocksucker every gods-damned day.