Virag's Movie Reviews: The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013)

Don't believe those people who said the second one was so much better than the first one.  They are bad, bad people, and this was a bad, bad, and really fucking long movie.  Worse than bad is boring, and this one was boring too.  Because this whole exercise is flat and fake-looking, it's darn near impossible to give a rat's patoot about a anyone in this flick.  Every once in a while, it looks interesting, but not enough to sustain your interest for three gods-damned hours.  Somewhere, there was one (1) exciting and fun movie to be made from the source material.  This ain't it.  The first one wasn't either.  Ditto the third.  Third!