Kaiju Zombie Inouye Crashes Into Hawaii

Abercrombie crossed the Inouye machine, so Zombie Inouye decided to rise up like a kaiju and destroy Abercrombie's career.  The big problem is that Abercrombie's pissboy Brian Schatz will probably go down the reactionary bitch Colleen Hanabusa, who was Inouye's pick to replace him.  Hanabusa is a shitty Democrat; Schatz is better, despite being named after the beer on Laverne & Shirley.