Thursday, December 8, 2016

The Best News America Will Get Today: Andrew Breitbart Is Still Dead

And it was Satan's pizza that did it!  Finally, pizza and Satan team up to do something great for America for once!  Sure, Satan's a good guy, fun at parties and shit, and pizza is a tasty food brought to us by our greaseball Guinea friends, but Satan and pizza together killing Andrew Breitbart is fucking amazing!

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