Donald Trump: Masturbator Negotiator And Sooper Genius

The man who never made a profitable business deal in his life because he inherited a fortune and proceeded to shrink it year by year through a lifetime of failure could not successfully negotiate a cupcake at a bakery.  The political establishment in DC is shredding Trump on a daily basis, and all his neo-Nazi staff can do is try to keep him from getting played by anyone and everyone.  It's a lovely thing to watch and beautiful, exceptional funfetti.  Thanks, Trump!