Pennsyltucky's Election System Sucks Major Moose Cock

It's been more than three fucking hours, and the final votes are not even counted, with some of the GOP counties purposely not counting the absentee ballots.  That's a fucking shit show even compared to Pennsyltucky's usual third-world standards.  Jesus frakking christ on a unicycle.  These people are fucking useless.  Fuck them in skull all the skull holes.